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Stuart Millard

@franticplanet

World's Deadliest Man. Master of the Dim Mak. Writer. https://www.youtube.com/@StuartMillard

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He's been mewing

06.03.2026 22:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ser Duncan of Goodhew

Ser Duncan of Goodhew

Ser Dunc the Bald

06.03.2026 22:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ant off Ant and Dec pulling a face which represents how wretched I feel

Ant off Ant and Dec pulling a face which represents how wretched I feel

Had a pinched nerve in my shoulder blade for a month. Whole arm is gammy. Can't sleep. I'm sure it is unrelated to hunching over like a fucking goblin writing m'stories and videos.

06.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Welcome aboard!

05.03.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's me having a bogle for the rest of the evening

04.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have risked your life to join the book people at the end of Fahrenheit 451. I am there to greet you, warmly shaking you by the hand. You are free now.

"Hello," I say, "I am From Rags to Ricky by Sid Owen."

04.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 39 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"The UK has got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the beautiful fields. A magician lives in them, and he solves locked room murders with the lady from Men Behaving Badly. He is a disgusting individual. Long curly hair, very unkempt, very very disrespectful."

03.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gah! That horrible sod

03.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Krypton Factor contestant Patricia Tye's onscreen fact file

Interests: Serendipity, Children's Education, Scrabble

Krypton Factor contestant Patricia Tye's onscreen fact file Interests: Serendipity, Children's Education, Scrabble

03.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oh lovely stuff, not seen this since it first went out, cheers

03.03.2026 15:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
New Patrons Sid and Bernie admire all my (Valerie Leon's) content

New Patrons Sid and Bernie admire all my (Valerie Leon's) content

Monthly Patreon thread. As always, first month's free as I won't charge until April. Tiers start at ยฃ1, with *eight years* of posts up there; 917,000+ written words and hours of audio/video, some of it exclusive.

Here's a public index of all the posts:

patreon.com/posts/26784352

02.03.2026 09:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me basking in the praise

Me basking in the praise

02.03.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jim'll grinning like a demon as a bored-looking Roddy Piper clamps him in a headlock

Jim'll grinning like a demon as a bored-looking Roddy Piper clamps him in a headlock

At least we've still got this incredible photo

02.03.2026 08:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Parallel 9 actor Kevin Short, then credited as Kevin Williams, lives near me, I interviewed him for my humble Arun Film website. Please do share away to any interested parties. Thanks.
www.arunfilm.com/kevin-short

#BognorRegis #WestSussex

28.02.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Interesting read, cheers!

28.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is fantastic. I remember avidly watching the first series of Parallel 9 but only remembered the theme tune, nothing else. I get the impression that each episode they were all clinging on by their fingernails. I do appreciate the huge amount of time and effort it takes Stuart to do these videos.

28.02.2026 11:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the same church they held Zammo's funeral.

28.02.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Parallel 9
Saturday Morning Archaeology: Parallel 9 YouTube video by Stuart Millard

Now available for all, a new Saturday Morning Archaeology unpacks the complicated history of one of the genre's weirdest entries, with the space opera shenanigans of Parallel 9.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ai1M...

28.02.2026 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 43 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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"I only want to subscribe to you, Ro-land"

28.02.2026 10:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mallett. Lillicrap. And dire warnings of the 50 years of drudgery ahead. A month early for Patrons, quietly take your seat on the carpet, as my new video examines classic schools television, and the trojan horse of the telly on wheels.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet

28.02.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Get more from Stuart Millard on Patreon creating words and videos

"Even then, Humpo had been a scruff-pot, collar always skew-whiff, one sock at half mast, and filling his pockets with pet bugs and worms."

Summerwine, Part I. Exclusively on the fiction tier.

www.patreon.com/franticplanet

28.02.2026 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Syd is now officially a Disney Princess

28.02.2026 08:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ant livid at his ITV paymasters

Ant livid at his ITV paymasters

Written piece probably works. That's what those are for these days

25.02.2026 07:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm hesitant to cover anything by ITV at the moment because they're being really strict on copyright. It's incredibly frustrating as most bad/weird TV comes from there, so I've had to change my approach a bit.

25.02.2026 07:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Redacted emails about a cat being put in a microwave

23.02.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God Save the Moist Queen

23.02.2026 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kenny Lynch bottom left I think?

23.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There needs to be a second ruler there.

23.02.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm downgrading back to a SD television in case a Bernie blu ray accidentally falls into my xbox.

23.02.2026 21:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus. Definitely runs around the shop the second the lights go off.

23.02.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0