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@juaquindisaster

Fat, Gay & Delusional

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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!

10.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 8423 πŸ” 1778 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 37

Was explaining to a 23 year old friend that Twitter didn’t have porn at the beginning & tumblr had so much porn they like couldn’t build a moderating team large/fast enough to handle it. He goes β€œwow you’re like a historian”

05.01.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 143 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0
Our living room sign has a Christmasy message.

Our living room sign has a Christmasy message.

Is our new sign festive enough this year?

09.12.2025 04:07 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

These posts like "you need to balance your dopamine, serotonin, cortisol, and oxytocin" really feel like we're reinventing the humours but naming them after scientific brain slimes.

10.11.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dancing Thru Grief - limited edition of 50. Now available as November’s Print.

02.11.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 1214 πŸ” 317 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 5

Lorde's "Ribs," Chappell Roan's "Pink Pony Club," and Charli XCX's "party 4 u," old music again stepping up to fill in for new music's failure to chart

09.05.2025 19:36 πŸ‘ 1326 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 7
20.02.2025 07:31 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 0

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

10.02.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 54216 πŸ” 7252 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 246
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Well that's my plans for the evening ruined!!!

08.02.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

Like a poem said by a lady in red

07.02.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New completed painting
A Tallahuh Bankhead quote that resonates with me personally. I chose to use red like the red of her vampish lipstick!

05.02.2025 08:22 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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For the last week the new administration's been eliminating tons of HIV/AIDS programs. It's devastating. But it's worth remembering another president's words, from Pedro Zamora's memorial service. The challenge is continuing his fight -- a challenge as urgent right now as it's ever been.

30.01.2025 18:00 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Miss Scruff must be going through it the way they try to upsell you at every turn

30.01.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dr. Phil vs MyPillow guy cage match to the death (winner executed as well)

30.01.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 5329 πŸ” 387 πŸ’¬ 242 πŸ“Œ 38
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30.01.2025 11:58 πŸ‘ 35364 πŸ” 7356 πŸ’¬ 441 πŸ“Œ 253

In 6 yrs we will see movies about how being ICE agents made the ICE agents so sad.

30.01.2025 02:06 πŸ‘ 13315 πŸ” 1232 πŸ’¬ 299 πŸ“Œ 76
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I love @theonion.com

29.01.2025 23:16 πŸ‘ 25985 πŸ” 3062 πŸ’¬ 388 πŸ“Œ 117
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Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...

29.01.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 67082 πŸ” 27496 πŸ’¬ 1217 πŸ“Œ 1881
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28.01.2025 20:28 πŸ‘ 3405 πŸ” 381 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 12
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Finally a night warm enough to enjoy outside

29.01.2025 01:04 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Top 3 things you like about yourself

29.01.2025 01:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What is if with all these fags pretending to be cows?? I know the rise of the septum piercing was the beginning of this!!

28.01.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want my appliances to be connected to the internet. I don't want them to have blinky lights or touch screen controls or be accessible by phone. All I want is for them to do the one thing they are supposed to do, and to beep less.

Hear that, manufacturers? Less beeping.

27.01.2025 16:26 πŸ‘ 20979 πŸ” 2213 πŸ’¬ 948 πŸ“Œ 246
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Right on cue

27.01.2025 08:49 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. β€œit tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

27.01.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 5852 πŸ” 360 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 69

At the gym doing throat day

26.01.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0