there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
I'm just glad this guy's finally getting the accolades he deserves
seen a couple references to Budd Dwyer today and I just wanted to point out that he hid the gun in a manila envelope, not a brown lunch bag
Chuck Schumer considers it one of his jobs to make sure this keeps happening
plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself
we should dissect the brains of the people who rush to change all the verbs to past tense on Wikipedia when a celebrity dies
"I turn the pussy in to Shinzo Abe" is a phrase that's gonna stick in my head the rest of my life
related: here’s a TAS that beats Super Mario Bros with a score of 000000. that’s not possible in normal gameplay so they get there by overflowing the score counter
youtu.be/QNjFTJkC_hE
🎶we're gonna suck off the cooks at Hooters
when Josie comes home🎶
finally checked out Immortals: Fenyx Rising. it’s like if someone with a traumatic head injury tried to recreate Breath of the Wild from memory. the game world is so cramped, like if you condensed BotW’s map to just the landmarks without the open spaces in between, the spaces that make it feel alive
127 shades of grey
The shooter literally wasn’t born yet when the first Halo came out, lol
by far the biggest tragedy I read about this week. look what they did to Lynch’s house!
friendly reminder that every democrat in the senate voted to confirm Rubio
cool, I don’t have to feel bad about pirating the new Matt Fraction Batman book
my first thought was Salvador Dali, who was also pretty far right politically iirc
all we ever needed to know about the man’s business acumen is that he wanted to rename PayPal to X, the letter most closely associated with porn and bootleg alcohol, at a time when online banking was brand new and no one trusted it yet
whether he was or not, every democrat in congress should accuse him of it at every opportunity, and remind him he can dispel the rumor whenever he wants by releasing the files
probably not the first person to draw this conclusion, but there’s no way Trump was merely a client of the Epstein operation, right? his past ownership of Miss Teen USA makes me wonder if he was funneling victims into the operation
not a conspiracy guy but I’d believe almost anything at this point
we used to understand that people who think god speaks directly to them are mentally unwell
I kinda liked the ways in which it differs from the comics. the biggest change (don’t wanna spoil it) sorta strengthens the pro-immigrant read of the character
“broken windows theory” but for the rich. I’m into it
that makes sense. that guy was a huge scumbag, wasn’t he?
the only “colonel” I respect is the chicken guy
Screenshot from https://www.shulmansays.com/archives/BOSVIEW/Dolly-Elvis-Best-Duet-that-Never-Happened/ Full text: In an interview with CMT, Parton recalled: “I said, ‘I’m really sorry,’ and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it’s like, ‘Oh, my God … Elvis Presley.’ And other people were saying, ‘You’re nuts. It’s Elvis Presley. I mean, hell, I’d give him all of it.’ I said, ‘I can’t do that. Something in my heart says, ‘Don’t do that.’ And I just didn’t do it, and they just didn’t do it. But I always wondered what it would sound like. I know he’d kill it. Don’t you? He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn’t. Then when Whitney [Houston’s version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland.”
Dolly had this quote about saying no to Elvis when he wanted to record “I Will Always Love You” that is one of the coolest things I’ve ever read:
what’s with the photo they attached to this article? like should this woman not expect to find a partner in real life because she has a skin condition? what are they implying
I read the whole article just to be sure she’s not an actual proponent of AI dating who’s quoted in it. she’s not
that is a wild choice of picture to attach to that article. should that woman not expect to find a partner in real life because she has a skin condition??
honestly not sure I disagree with A
it’s the right thing to do if you can, for sure, but I’m not sure I’d go as far as to say you have a moral responsibility to do it
but I also don’t think the scenario is analogous to masking or getting vaccinated, which I would agree are moral responsibilities
they’re like modern day catholics in that they love the IDEA of what they believe in, but hate the thing as it actually exists