politics giving hollywood in that they just keep recycling the same three bitches everyone sick of seeing on screen instead of CASTING SOMEONE WITH TALENT

pillow princess fall in the sense that my head is on my pillow and i feel like a princess

happy friday bloomfs! what drugs we doing this weekend?

trying to get a shy he/they to strap me down tonight

bluesky passed 21million users - okay so where are the lesbians then???

oh good they needed a win

this is what ozempic looks like to me

where the hoes* at????

*lesbians

accidentally followed too many gay guys :/

entire gc suffering from seasonal depression but have tickets to a rave friday night

gonna need the option to save my drafts please! that’s actually where my best ideas live

this is how posting on bluesky feels

so on twitter we were tweeting but what are we doing here

tried to get chasten buttigieg as my handle but it was taken :/

taylor swift and gracie abrams are perfect for each other (derogatory)

where’s jovan i’m begging

i’m here, let’s party