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Fact: Christians have built a bigger pyramid than every other religion.

31.01.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Superb lyrebird - Wikipedia

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I know the Super Bowl is football, but what sport is the Super Blyrebird?

31.12.2025 02:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Everyone knows sexy mice are ice cream bunnies."

26.12.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My superpower is that cats are stupid

24.12.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rate of return here is crazy: for a few hundred thousand dollars, this lab produces literally billions of oysters and supports a seafood industry worth hundreds of millions. And the Trump administration is just like "fuck all that, it's wasteful spending, you're fired"

21.12.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 2258 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 25
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two men giving a thumbs up with the words we 're on a mission from god behind them ALT: two men giving a thumbs up with the words we 're on a mission from god behind them
14.11.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Following a colonoscopy, a man finds out he may have colorectal cancer. The proctologist recommends a distraction while he waits for the biopsy results.

"The circus is in town, go see the great clown Pagliacci."

"Butt doctor, I am Pagliacci."

08.11.2025 01:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Gigi Hadid in a blue, coral and orange yoga wind suit looking set.

Gigi Hadid in a blue, coral and orange yoga wind suit looking set.

A crab that matches the vibe/aesthetic almost exactly.

A crab that matches the vibe/aesthetic almost exactly.

idk why i noticed this but these crabs and celebrities look like they share a stylist: thread

24.10.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 642 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 29

Heckuva statement from a guy who treated his former wife like this. www.yahoo.com/news/rfk-jr-...

22.09.2025 21:15 πŸ‘ 337 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2
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17.09.2025 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They told us about the dangers of drinking and driving in kindergarten. I broke down crying cause "my mommy drinks and drives every day."

When they explained why she was called in for a meeting, my mom turned to ask me what she drinks while driving. "Coffee" πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

02.09.2025 14:18 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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02.09.2025 00:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the world WITH prayers? Time to stop the giving god the carrot and start with the stick

29.08.2025 07:31 πŸ‘ 669 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something very very weird happened during the Hugos award ceremony... It's been on my mind for days, and so I wrote this blog: "When People Giggle at Your Name, or the 2025 Hugo Awards Incident"

grigorylukin.com/2025/08/21/w...

#Worldcon

21.08.2025 20:12 πŸ‘ 1745 πŸ” 723 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 201

This is the greatest time travel joke in history πŸ˜‚

22.08.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œDefend the District” protest and Go-Go concert against Trump’s takeover at 14th and U St:

21.08.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 5715 πŸ” 1630 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 144

I guess it needs to be said out loud β€” again β€” that Christian Zionists in the United States outnumber all the Jews on planet earth

And it is Americans, Canadians, and Europeans who provide the material aid that makes Israel’s actions possible

β€œthe Jews will be offended” is important *propaganda*

22.08.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Remembering Awdah Hathaleen Breaking news, analysis, art, and culture from a progressive Jewish perspective. Sign up for our newsletter!

I read this obituary of Awdah Hathaleen who was murdered by Israeli settlers in the West Bank and thought about how his murder was made possible by Americans of all stripes propagandizing each other about how β€œJews will be offended if I criticize Israel”

jewishcurrents.org/newsletter/r...

22.08.2025 13:26 πŸ‘ 244 πŸ” 86 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Honey, I'm seeing a lot of small city, subtle family

16.08.2025 23:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the first day I haven't cried after 3 days of sobbing. It's now more than 26 hours since my scammer last texted or emailed me. I miss her. Part of me is still hoping for another message, even if it's hurtful.

12.08.2025 00:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Christ, what an asshole."

10.08.2025 21:06 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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10.08.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 294 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Abughazaleh: I am from one of those families. I do not want Israeli children to live in fear. And I don't want gazan children to starve to death. And there is no enemy of either state that could want me to wish that or excuse the starvation of children. It is that simple.

25.07.2025 02:19 πŸ‘ 7180 πŸ” 1321 πŸ’¬ 170 πŸ“Œ 89

Some people don't feel as close to this as they ought to. Most of us are just a bad break or two away from winding up on the streets, and addiction & mental health crises can affect anyone. They're gutting services and rendering more of us disposable, and there's a carceral disposal system waiting.

25.07.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 1933 πŸ” 807 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 13

I keep saying this but... if you live in a big city and want to fight fascism, questioning what your mayor and cops are doing to unhoused people is an *excellent* start.

Criminalizing people who have nothing is how nice urban liberals do fascism.

18.02.2025 18:48 πŸ‘ 1007 πŸ” 391 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 8
Black and white image of Emmett Till in hat, white shirt, and tie.

Black and white image of Emmett Till in hat, white shirt, and tie.

Emmett Till would be 84 today.

Not 114. Not 104.

84.

He would be my uncle. Not great-great or great uncle. One of my parents' siblings. This is why we remember.

24.07.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 3741 πŸ” 1209 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 50

The most interesting fact about Hulk Hogan is that as a kid in France, Andre the Giant sometimes got driven to school by playwright Samuel Beckett

25.07.2025 03:33 πŸ‘ 8721 πŸ” 977 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 49
Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied.

The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory.

β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled.

Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard.

β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said.

Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said.

He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

Lallemand said he borrowed his friend’s boat and was fishing near Venise-en-QuΓ©bec, which is roughly 15 kilometres north of the U.S. border at the northern tip of Lake Champlain. He says he has been fishing for decades and is adamant that he was in Canadian waters when the Coast Guard showed up and told him to turn off his engine, to which he complied. The three officers told him he was in U.S. territory. β€œI said, β€˜No, I’m very sorry, I’m in Canada.’ And I said I’m polite enough to talk to you guys but you cannot arrest me. β€˜You can’t come across the border and pick me up’ but they did,” he recalled. Lallemand started his engine and said he wanted to talk with the officers by the shore, but the Coast Guard followed and tried to push him into the U.S., which is what caused him to go overboard. β€œThey’re tying my boat to their boat. They’re not even taking care of me. The third time I went down, coming out with water in my mouth, spitting it out, I said throw me a buoy,” he said. Once on their vessel, he said he was aggressively put in handcuffs. β€œI never saw somebody so angry,” he said. He was then handed over to U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers, who fingerprinted him, put him in a jail cell with his clothes soaking wet, and gave him a β€œdirty” blanket.

A Quebec fisherman who was fishing 15 kilometers north of the US border was essentially kidnapped by US Border Patrol, who capsized his boat and dragged him to an American prison cell.

In any normal time this'd be quite the international incident, y'know?

www.ctvnews.ca/montreal/art...

24.07.2025 15:47 πŸ‘ 7045 πŸ” 3769 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 527
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No kings in this country!

...except a few of the nice people we found walking along the Venice Beach Boardwalk πŸ‘‘

14.07.2025 23:11 πŸ‘ 4170 πŸ” 766 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 54

I'm the trash liking and commenting, because both teams are the hottest

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