I don't know what I did in a past life to be cursed with this but by the way this all sucks it had to be a blast
09.03.2026 13:27
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I don't know what I did in a past life to be cursed with this but by the way this all sucks it had to be a blast
I love having a job where I feel guilty taking a shit
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it
Anyways.
Picus does some absolutely wonderful stuff
Man, I really fucked up not just being a plumber
Mitre att&ck maps work better when you use different colors for the different actors
Mitch hedburg impression:
"Used to, I still do, but I used to too"
Have been informed that Michaela Coel is not only a split keyboard person but does the full 45 degree sideways tent, hell yeah [via Harper's Bazaar]
If you’re still eating chic fil a in 2026, I hope you get food poisoning every time.
Watching crypto exchanges pivot to prediction markets confirms they were always casinos masquerading as investment institutions.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
:realizes my talk is half done:
Well. Yeah.
Y=MX+b be damned
A wealth of information and content
I gotta go take my vitamins
"You have attracted people who are determined that ideology is more important than facts" - Ted Koppel
If you’re an activist, journalist, exec, or have a high threat model for any other reason, I do recommend using all tools to protect against spyware including Apple’s lockdown mode and WhatsApp’s new Strict Account Settings. Thanks WhatsApp for the partnership to get the word out to folks.
Funding platforms are signs that essential economic automatic stabilizers are necessary but nimby'd
Only took 12 days for me to forget the lighter to boil water on coffee walk
Eff guide us. Eff teach us. Eff protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled.
Someone on this bus is firing pure heat from their butt cheeks
One of my best sets, especially when I roll for stealth
Y'all ever spend more time getting evidence to CYA then doing your actual role? Asking for a future ditch digger
