heh. thereβs an audio for that.
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heh. thereβs an audio for that.
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Today, we made green tea. (Dad made green tea. The guests had the classiest lemonade dyed with food coloring.)
Me and who? Hmm
Your ex calls to tell you all the things you wish heβd said #malevoice #emotionalscene #heartbreak
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Come listen to @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I chat with @feral-libra.bsky.social in the first Get in My Pants of 2026!
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Right? Of all the stores to disappear, the one full of nothing but toys seems like it was foolproof.
Thank you for an amazing Black History Month! We accomplished SO much together for our community!
However, inclusivity doesn't begin and end at February. Stay tuned to the second half of 2026...I've got something even bigger in the works for my Black listeners...
πStay tuned! π
*Cue 21st century slow remix of the Toys r'us theme*
...I don't want to... grow up... I'm a... toys... r... us... kiiiiiid...
My 6-year-old just asked me why mascots don't age and die when companies go out of business. I can't stop thinking about this. What if we lived in a world where the last act of every failing company was to put out an advertisement where their mascot just f***ing eats it.
Dan Simmons has passed away.
#Hyperion and #Ilium are two of my favorite novels, and it's not hyperbole to say Simmons was a titan of the written word. His body of work is full of incredibly imaginative tales that have enriched my life and, I'm sure, many others.
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Please allow me to introduce myself #voiceacting #malevoicetalent
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I get two kinds of questions on the daily:
My 6-year-old: Dad, how do we know dark matter is there if we canβt see it?
My 4-year-old: Daddy, why do we have to open the door to get into our house?
Alright, boom. F4M. Friends to lovers. Check ins. Reassurance. Praise. Guidance. Safe sex. Giggly. Banter. Aftercare. No rush. Communication. 34 minutes.
She finds out youβre planning on just getting your first time over with, but thinks you deserve better. π§‘
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Forgive an old nerd for his #mcurant
#mcu #theblip #marvelrant #multiverse
youtu.be/rkXuAoIgfxo
True. But a lot of men have a weakness for attractive, disabled artists with a penchant for clever comebacks. Iβm not sticking up for all of them, but I understand their disappointment.
The good ones will get over it, though.
What, so Iβm just supposed to respect you as a person with no implication that weβre gonna hunka chunka nudge nudge horizontal mambo?
Now live on Patreon: Mated to the Werewolf!
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Itβs true!
I know a lot of you are youngβns. You have no idea how cathartic it is to get white girl wasted with a bunch of fellow parents and bitch about the suburbs.
She is my first and most problematic child, but she is quite a lady.
This is definitely worth a listen if you haven't.
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This is the face of a dog who knows thereβs a cat in the house.
Happy belated Valentineβs Day. #interraciallove #poclove #blackhistorymonth #malevoice #romanticaudio
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Now live on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and Audible - Episode 41 - in which @wkdfaerie.bsky.social and I take questions from you, the listeners!
This is one of the wilder scripts I have ever filled. From the title, itβs not hard to guess u/DallasExMachina deserves all the creditβ¦ or maybe blame, for this one. If you have been around a while, it may sound familiar. Enjoy!
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Iβm gonna be honest with you, I enjoy #Frieren a lot more when theyβre spending 20 minutes searching for flowers than when theyβre fighting a bunch of Scooby Doo villains in hot pants.
Why thank you!
Adytum - Chapter 1: An Historical Romance Set in Ancient Rome #malenarrator #maleaudio #ancientrome #romance #historicalromance
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