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Tim Houston - Premier of Nova Scotia Parody

@dimhouston

Parody: Not the Premier of Nova Scotia. Serious posts signed by ND.

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N.S. premier filibustered when tasked with answering energy questions, say opposition | CBC News The premier and opposition leaders battled for time on the floor of the legislature Thursday on a topic that’s become a political lightning rod: energy.

That wasn’t a filibuster. It was a heritage minute, repeated 54 times. More heritage and culture faster!

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's intereting that they're posting the statement to social media when we all saw it on Feb. 24. As someone who was at a NS Museum site on Feb. 25, I can day quite confidently that this move isn't supported by staff.

05.03.2026 22:58 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0

My loyal subjects came to pay respects yet again!

06.03.2026 02:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That would be an excellent book title. I was leaning towards “Democracy: Now With 30% Less Oversight”

06.03.2026 02:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 22:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

All the protesters are AI generated!

05.03.2026 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

One of us has to be!

05.03.2026 21:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Talk to me when you move into spending $1000s tomorrow.

05.03.2026 21:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Professional bots in fact. Maybe even paid bots outside.

05.03.2026 21:42 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forget the thousand people screaming outside. Nova Scotians I talk to are happy with the HST cut that they didn’t ask for.

05.03.2026 21:36 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0
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Hard questions will only hit me in the arse or the elbow because I be hoofing it the fuck out of there. Giddyup.

05.03.2026 17:58 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t forget the everyday lies too! I’m not limited to just breaking campaign promises.

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Look if you scare away billionaires with boats, pretty soon you’re left with nothing but regular people and their problems.

05.03.2026 12:33 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Look, everyone’s tightening their belts right now. Especially billionaires. Have you seen the price of sails and rope and shit like that?

05.03.2026 11:47 👍 19 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1

Ah the good old days.

05.03.2026 04:29 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s my crack team of bodyguards, Prick Team Six.

05.03.2026 01:30 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Edge of a pair of hot knives. 😂

04.03.2026 22:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really glad you’re making some strides to get some help. It’s tough. I’ve been there and I struggle every week. You got this! -ND

04.03.2026 19:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

People have to stop making fun of my nose

04.03.2026 17:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Did we make cuts to spelling in schools?

04.03.2026 16:18 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Today I joined hundreds of Nova Scotians at the Shoulder to Shoulder rally at Province House.

Nova Scotians are upset and they have every right to be. These cruel cuts are hurting families and communities across our province.

03.03.2026 20:02 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Inside baseball: John Lohr’s late night, post-dinner breath smells like a clothes hamper.

04.03.2026 04:37 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room .
03.03.2026 22:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s just really bright today.

03.03.2026 17:37 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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My loyal subjects have arrived! Welcome! Listen to those cheers! #nspoli

03.03.2026 17:08 👍 53 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 1

I’m a sucker for an accordion. And a parody. And funny. And political.

03.03.2026 02:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m oddly aroused.

03.03.2026 01:59 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Cuts to N.S. arts funding cruel and misguided, theatre coordinator says HALIFAX - A Nova Scotia theatre coordinator says the provincial government’s cuts to the arts sector are “cruel” and “misguided.”

www.thestar.com/news/canada/...?

03.03.2026 01:32 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I like the cut of your jib. Minister of Time it is! Congratulations!

02.03.2026 23:13 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Move over British Columbia.

Anyone sick of Daylight Savings Time? We’re abolishing time zones entirely in Nova Scotia to increase flexibility in scheduling, allowing every community to operate IN its own time, ON its own time. Make it happen…whenever! #nspoli

02.03.2026 23:04 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0