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Reporter for The Register (all opinions my own)

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A cat sits on a partially completed Grand Tour jigsaw puzzle

A cat sits on a partially completed Grand Tour jigsaw puzzle

I see you are doing a space-related jigsaw puzzle. I’m not sure what it is of. I could help, or you could get me a snack?

07.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat under a sofa looks at the camera

A cat under a sofa looks at the camera

No. No NASA staff under this sofa. Maybe if you got me a snack I might find some and you can watch more rockets?

05.03.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat, curled up in a grey hammock is looking at the photographer

A cat, curled up in a grey hammock is looking at the photographer

There’s another problem with your Moon rocket? What a shame. Does this mean you have time to get me some more snacks?

21.02.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat is a curled up and asleep on a grey hammock

A cat is a curled up and asleep on a grey hammock

Yes, you might be very happy that your Moon rocket is not leaking so much, but I have important sleeping to do.

21.02.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat looks at an open dishwasher from above

A cat looks at an open dishwasher from above

This magical dish cleaning machine is fascinating. It could only be improved by the addition of a snack.

04.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got to be the PoE. Not saying I’ve done something similar (but I have done something similar)

Then again, I’ve destroyed a number of Pi Zeros thanks to some really terrible soldering…

03.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat on cat tree looking out of a window at garden furniture

Cat on cat tree looking out of a window at garden furniture

No, I am not interested in the Artemis II launch date slip. Your insistence on staying up until the end of the Wet Dress Rehearsal has resulted in the late delivery of snacks and I am sorely vexed. #priorities

03.02.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat in a cat hammock in front of a window

A cat in a cat hammock in front of a window

So, you don’t need my help with your Lego. Fine. I am too busy having a rest anyway.

31.01.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat looking at a pile of Lego pieces

A cat looking at a pile of Lego pieces

I see you have neglected to give me a snack in favour of assembling some Lego. I shall assist.

31.01.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat lying in a cat hammock with a garden in the background. The cat is looking at the camera.

Cat lying in a cat hammock with a garden in the background. The cat is looking at the camera.

I see you are about to run an errand. I would offer to help, but I have too much to do as it is.

28.01.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat is lying on a white fleece with green kitchen units in the background. The cat is looking into the camera.

A cat is lying on a white fleece with green kitchen units in the background. The cat is looking into the camera.

It appears that you are trying to watch a popular television show. Might I suggest scritches instead?

27.01.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Cat on a grey cat hammock with a garden in the background, looking at the photographer.

Cat on a grey cat hammock with a garden in the background, looking at the photographer.

I see you want to write something about Voyager and it being 40 years since the Uranus flyby. Would you not prefer to give me a snack?

26.01.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat on a lap looking up at the camera

A cat on a lap looking up at the camera

It appears that you have chores to do. Would it not be better to sit down for a bit and have a nice biscuit instead?

24.01.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A cat sat on the arm of a sofa, looking slightly to the left of the photographer. There is a television in the background

A cat sat on the arm of a sofa, looking slightly to the left of the photographer. There is a television in the background

It appears that you are eating a snack. Can I assist?

24.01.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

31.12.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 2922 πŸ” 1139 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 57

That way lies madness. I offloaded three crates of cables at the WEEE place and needed one the very next day.

20.12.2025 11:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did a Christmas thing and saw the mighty Mitch Benn performing A Christmas Carol at The National Museum of Computing at Bletchley Park. Highly recommended!

14.12.2025 17:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, you aren’t.

15.11.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I donated my old consoles / home computers to enthusiast groups. The VCR and cables I kept because I have way too much media that I still consume. Right now I’m putting off dealing with museums that want some of the kit because… I’m not that old am I?

06.09.2025 21:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ditch it. It’ll be traumatic, and you will need at least one cable the day after you hand it over to recycling, but you will not miss it and be freed. Take it from one who did it last month (4 decades of cables, power supplies, and mice/keyboards)

06.09.2025 19:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A kitten sitting on a worktop looking at the camera from behind a knitted striped garment

A kitten sitting on a worktop looking at the camera from behind a knitted striped garment

And there she is.

04.09.2025 12:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Going to visit our first rescue kitten tomorrow. Will send pics. In the meantime @nedpyle.com will ensure a steady flow of pup pics.

03.09.2025 21:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

So much this. I got rid of three decades-worth of cables and power blocks a few weeks ago. Was traumatic. The following day I needed one.

31.08.2025 13:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sinclair ZX80 in primary school. First home computer was a TI99/4a. First games console was a Binatone TV Master. Got the motherboard of the TI99 framed on a wall in my office.

11.06.2025 13:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SQL Query Analyzer in the Windows taskbar was always truncated… unfortunately. And yes, I sniggered every single time.

27.05.2025 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Memories. My Dad had a loaner Saab turbo while his car was being fixed. It wasn’t until I was into my teens that I realised UK motorways had speed limits.

17.04.2025 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(a) West Sussex, early 1980s (b) two foot four

31.03.2025 13:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Much, much older than that...

27.03.2025 16:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Johnny Cash - Hurt
Johnny Cash - Hurt YouTube video by JohnnyCashVEVO

Me, now in my 50s, after riding Space Mountain in Disney World youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI

23.03.2025 18:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*sigh* A 🧡Ok here we go, In May of 2024, remembering the lessons of the past and understanding they now had options with crew safety in this case, NASA made the conservative call to bring the Starliner spacecraft home without crew after the craft experienced a set of thruster issues. 1/

16.03.2025 09:56 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4