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I have made it very obvious that I am not gonna teach him about emotional labor 😂

In three days he could have looked it up.

This time I’m not even gonna answer. See what he does 😭😭😭😭😭

Cause like no means no dude

Bro.

wtf. I thought I was following you?????? That is an injustice.

Anyway, chupacabra is my favorite short

Like look at him

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And then someone started a rumor that we were napping in the archaeology lab

Which like… we literally have a room with a massage chair in it that anyone can use if they need to take a break and have privacy.

Why would we sleep in a lab 🤣

The civil engineers wanted a buffer

That’s our theory anyway 🤣

Really it’s just closer to the lab.

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I am! Lmao

We moved into a new building last September and we got put in the corner of the office so we wouldn’t bother the other practices 😭😭

I mean that’s fair because we are weird and keep bones at our desk but still.

If your entire argument against something boils down to, "It's just not for me" but you have to frame it as, "This thing is complete dogshit and never should have been made and you are stupid if you like it and..." then kindly fuck off. Please. Stop mindlessly hating stuff. For clout or otherwise.

Reminder that all Gold Star lesbian rhetoric does is cast out survivors like myself, is TERFY by default, and excludes women and fems who still haven’t figured their shit out!

Archaeologists, man lmao

I feel like, at some point, we as a society need to talk about people still centering a woman’s value and queerness on men.

And pretending to have any moral/progressive superiority for it.

I think the thing that frustrates me about executive dysfunction is that

I’ll do really well.

I’ll keep up with dishes.

I’ll keep up with the housework.

I’ll be motivated

But I know it’s only temporary because in a couple days I’ll be right back to where I started

I had fun drawing chat with my followers🌟
#HelluvaBoss #Vassago

I’ve missed seeing your art! Feels like it’s been a while 💕

Anyway, Blitz is baby and he did nothing wrong, your honour. He's just a victim in a shitty classist society that oppressed him and his father was an abusive drunk, forcing him to see himself as worthless.

Anyway, Stolas is baby and he did nothing wrong, your honor. He’s just a victim in a shitty patriarchal society that forced him to hide his queerness and his real identity.

Thinking back to a Brandon Rogers interview where he explained that Blitz knew that Stolas always lusted after him, but he didn't know Stolas genuinely cared for him.

Where Brandon explains that Blitz can deal with people lusting after him, but can't deal with people having feelings for him.

I’m listening…

The first panel starts with Stolas narrating, 'Adjusting to the commoner lifestyle has certainly been challenging...' The image shows Stolas sitting at the reception desk at IMP holding the phone receiver. He looks distressed as he cries out, "I'm sorry— We have to work HOW many days a week?!" In the next panel he goes on to narrate, 'Working a job and performing chores are tedious things.' The image shows Stolas holding a feather duster and looking miserable. Blitz is behind him and asks, "Would it help if I got out the maid costumes?" In the third panel Stolas narrates, 'But with help...' The image is of Stolas and Blitz doing the dishes together and smiling at each other. In the final panel Stolas finishes with, 'I've been learning new skills.' The image shows Stolas at the laundromat, blushing as he holds up Blitz's 'danger zone' thong.

pg 1 — Stolas' new life is challenging to say the least... but with help, he's making it work!

Like this has to be a child or a bot because no way is this a grown ass adult.

Like???????????

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Blitz going to Vassago for tips on how to seduce Stolas again and Vassago teaches Blitz the macaw mating dance

So Blitz walks up to Stolas and does it and it’s just that scene from How to Train Your Dragon 3 with Vassago in the back like

Stolas sits at the I.M.P. reception desk holding a pen, his journal open in front of him. He's grinning and blushing and daydreaming. The thought bubble above his head shows that he's imagining himself wearing a frilly cooking apron with hearts on it. Blitz stands behind him, wearing a chef's uniform. Stolas is holding a smoking hot skillet over a flame while Blitz holds onto his wrist, guiding him. Blitz's other hand is curled around Stolas' hip, as if holding him in place. The pair are gazing at each other instead of the food— giving one another intense bedroom eyes. Stolas' beak is digging into his lower lip and Blitz has a confident smile. The background is pink and sparkly and romantic. Stolas is clearly writing one STEAMY scenario while on the job and we love to see that for him.

Turning Up The Heat — a stolitz comic about cooking up misunderstandings

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Oh look a chapter!

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