*sends head skritches*
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*sends head skritches*
raspberry jam filled
Princess Kitti is such a good girl
"your next door neighbor will be a 6'5" woman in heels who has a tendency to punch people in the stomach for staring at her"
cute kitty who sounds cute
disagree 🫂
would bite
maybe they store the meat in there too in order to save money
I didn't know Carl was into cucking
the last time I got a raise was before my employer found out I'm ADHD
Write Your Own Adventure Programs For Your Microcomputer is one that I got from my library way back when! These are all absolutely fantastic entries to programming.
Usborne released a bunch of their old 80s programming books for free a while back, and they're all just a gem:
usborne.com/us/books/com...
I think I read that book
"I have 3 trans girlfriends, and they're all bigger than me."
the music is almost as good as yours!
when the tentacle grips so hard it leaves suction marks around your neck
*grabs tail*
*cheers you on*
sure, I'll spot you~
time for some transmutation
look, if the tentacle fits...
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials
Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials https://theonion.com/forgetful-man-playing-fast-and-loose-with-free-trials/
*squeezes tight*
puppy
happy belated birthday~ here's some extra tentacles
good girls~
time to play "how many tentacles can fit inside"
pan-fried ketchup
I almost never touch the numpad unless I need extra hotkeys for a game.
we are not okay