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Herr Bud… no rule a dog can’t rule Germany.. etc etc
(holding up two fingers to my friend’s nose) You smell that? Yeah? It’s mother’s perfume.
I love the part of the haircut where she puts five products into my hair that cost a hundred bucks a piece and make it look good for the next 15 minutes.
Legally you can repost and share this, I give you permission
Poster for the show with all info in tweet, 11/12 at 9 PM and me screaming
Hello New York! I am back one week from today at UCB doing my solo show outside of LA for the first time ever! With @chrisgethard.bsky.social Sabrina Wu and Ivy Wolk! Grab tix at dadsdie.com!
Well well well Mr Cuomo, in accordance with our bet, you will now have to star in my short film as a 10 year old nonbinary child learning to play the cello while dreaming of becoming a creature of the deep.
I voted for Eric Adam’s because I moved to NYC six weeks ago and I’ve been having an absolutely awesome time under his watch.
Heat miser
Dumb fat fuck with dumb fuck hat
Shithead
Fuck this guy
This is not calling dodgers fans rubes but actually about a friend who passed recently who loved the Dodgers and I’m so glad they won this series for everyone who loved her
#winforrubes
Ripley and Jonesy
Kids used to go trick or treating. Now they go triggered treating. It’s sad.
Come to show tonight
dadsdie.com
Father’s Day. See you there.
Celebrate Father’s Day with me, @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel at The Elysian. DadsDie.com
I am really proud of the show I’m doing right now, My Father Has Been Murdered. I will continue working on it for the foreseeable future until it is a perfect gem but I think it’s already the best live show I’ve ever done. Come out!
My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special
With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel.
Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio.
Tix at dadsdie.com
My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special
With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel.
Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio.
Tix at dadsdie.com
I just met you, and this is crazy
but what are numbers? I am a baby.
I have fulfilled my dream. I am the voice of a merchant in a video game.
Comedy Bang Bang has been kinda on a hot streak lately, just something I’ve noticed
Grace is in the very top-tier of BP guests and we finally clean out the listener block bag. What more could you ask for
This was so much fun
Feel free to check this out, feel compelled to not not check this out
Bitch is a slur for women who suck. We must respect the women who suck community. These horrible broads deserve better.
Wow. Incredible news. I have a Substack now. New short fiction every week or so. And paid subscribers get access to audio versions of each post. It’s called Wrong Galaxy and you can check it out here: gracegfreud.substack.com
I asked ChatGPT to generate a picture of the one true god. Here’s what it made:
Dumb crypto ape water
UC Berkeley an incredible place full of wonder