Mike Switzer (he/him)

Car dancing before work...

listen.plex.tv/track/5d07cd...

Whatever Trek comes next can we all just agree we need more Andoreans and Tellarites?

You mean I can get a bullshit spigot in my own home?

We just learned that 6,000 companies have contracts with ICE. Not just a few hundred. SIX THOUSAND.

We have a lot of boycotting and demands to make, folks.

Mostly I think SFA needed about 12 more episodes to earn that ending.

where’s my money 😔

wait are these the actual paid protesters

Dark money group offers influencers $1,500 for posts attacking Chicago Democratic primary candidate Progressive House candidate Kat Abughazaleh told MS NOW the secretive campaign is “filled with false and defamatory claims.”

HOLY SHIT.

A dark money group, hidden behind a bunch of shell companies, is paying influencers thousands of dollars PER POST to attack @katmabu.bsky.social on social media a month before her election.

Thank you to the people who declined the money and went forward with this. So who's behind this?

We had to make some hard choices?

Seriously?

Fuck you. I mean, I get it, but also fuck you. You chose to separate me from my son.

Look, I like Starfleet Academy. There are parts of it I love. But if Starfleet separated me and my kid I'm not sure any speech could fix it. When the 1st episode started the way it did I worried they might have a hard time earning redemption after that.
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I hate Edward Jellico.

Zach seems like a pretty smart guy to me

Can someone explain to me how buying lobster and crab on the taxpayer dime is not exponentially worse than buying soda with your SNAP benefits?

And I'm still seeing polls that 40% of the people support the war in Iran.

We are so fucked.

if i were running dem party comms, all our people would today be talking about the president having a dance party while our soldiers are being shot at while gas prices go through the roof

Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.

leftists are over here like “we literally want a revolution where the poorest and most oppressed with be uplifted and everyone will have the right to a dignified life” and white people are still like “wahhhh I wanna do race science”

Threaten its survival again and see what happens?

No wonder Peanut Hamper was evil.

The Exocomps are alive!
With the sound of music?
Nope.
Just alive.

I was not really digging this episode of TNG and then I recognized the exocomp.

And I shouted, "Peanut Hamper!"

Clearly war fighters need grand pianos! You ever hear Flight of The Valkyrie on an upright? It just sounds uninspired.

Wild horses have better things to do don't they?

listen.plex.tv/track/5d07d5...

the Hitch-Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy quote I think of most often these days is, “What do you mean, why’s it got to be built? It’s a bypass. You’ve got to build bypasses.”

Any connection to certain modern technologies is purely coincidental, and mostly harmless.

All these “Streamer Tips” keep telling me to play a single game/series to grow in that niche.

They clearly don’t have Autism/ADHD, because playing the exact same games over and over for every stream might actually drive me insane. I will end up hating the game and it won’t be fun to watch.

As an atheist here is what I don't like - Talarico says some atheists are better Christians - no! No, we aren't. We are just good people. Good people of no faith. So fuck off with calling me a better Christian. I know what he means, but I don't care.

If he just took the right supplements, did the right exercises and trusted his body I am sure he would be fine. Healthy people don't need rotator cuff surgery.

Glenn Danzig's first vinyl release shatters records on Discogs Glenn Danzig’s very first solo single has become the most valuable record sold on Discogs in February, fetching a cool $10,000.

Uhhhhh....why, though?

I mean, I know why, but....why?

a man in a jedi costume says " the sacred jedi texts " while sitting down Alt: Luke yelling at Yoda about "The sacred Jedi texts!” (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

A positive Star Wars blurb:

Went out yesterday & grabbed a bunch of Star Wars novels from Half Price Books (plus got Costco gas at one of the cheaper rates vs others in my area).

My personal library of things to read expands! (Just need Poe Dameron: Free Fall & the Legacy of Vader final omnibus.)

The fact that none of them are smart enough to figure this out says a lot.

The first reporter to say, "One more question... Where did you get those shoes?" Columbo style wins a subscription.

It is already funny but now it’s become far funnier because they know everyone knows and is looking at their shoes but they still have to do this