Clare

HE DID THE THING

Do the thing Georgie

jinx

Terry nooooooooo

A double stack pit stop in the first race of the season? We eating good

LOOK AT CHUCKIE AND GEORGE!!!! THE GIRLIES ARE
FIGHTINGGGGGG

Oh Oscar nooooooooo

Pro wrestling is soap operas for
boys. But I bet you think you’re better than people who watch soaps too.

Why is Garth Brooks?

TALK YO SHIT

I like the person in the gallery who went “ooooooooohhhh!!” when Lynn said “this is fundamentally wrong”

I think it could have used a tighter edit; I wonder what would happen if someone did the “remove one frame from every shot and cut the movie by 20 minutes” experiment from (I think?) The Godfather

I think my stance on Chalamet is well documented (good actor, CANNOT STAND HIM personally) but I cannot deny he was firing on all cylinders, and I did shed a tear at the final scene. He will be an absolute menace if he wins next week. I also thought Gwyneth Paltrow was terrific.

They all think they have the next Timmy Shalamar on their hands

Sidebar: What did YOU think of Marty Supreme? I saw it last night and I have thoughts

Knights of Cydonia is my “I gotta lock in to do these spreadsheets” song

YES YES YES ANTHROCON REPRESENT WE GOT A FURRY ON THE PITT 🦊🦊🦊

His DMs are open on Linkedin! I want to send him the clip with "this you?" but sadly he's connected to a high-level person at my office and I don't need that smoke.

CSPAN video description of Kristi Noem speaking engagement

CSPAN video description of Kristi Noem speaking engagement but with her firing announcement added

Also, CSPAN is ON IT with the video descriptions. I had the video open in two browsers and they changed the title while I was making the clip.

Thank you CSPAN clipping tool: Made my own user clip of John Chrystal of the Newark NJ police department being WEIRD AS FUCK

This goon www.linkedin.com/in/john-j-ch...

I have this Kristi Noem presser on in the background and the guy who asked "Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers" needs to be kicked in the nards

write and send a love letter with my name and return address

somehow he and I are not together forever, who'd have thought?

The subject of today's installment of The Hunt was a TV journalist who works in corporate communications in Seattle now. I was like "...this man works for Boeing." And I looked up his Linkedin and I WAS RIGHT. Once an A&D comms baddie, always an A&D comms baddie.

The actions of this government are making me reticent to post my regular cadence of horny shitposts and it's pissing me off. I need to talk about Wuthering Heights and the new Jessie Ware video (with James Norton!! as a hot cowboy!!) not the myriad ways they're fucking up this country!!!!

I looooooove the stripey Condor liveries

That’s fine or whatever but he is Señor Freckles to me

And you expect me to just calmly eat a turkey and swiss with an ice tea??? like that never even happened?!!! COULDNT BE ME

Sorry I have to discuss Wuthering Heights for a second. Margot Robbie is made of tougher stuff than I am bc how could you be normal after Jacob Elordi jams his fingers in your mouth and licks your neck and then they call “cut! that’s lunch!”

I’m tired boss

This weekend, @vinnycrackers.bsky.social and I had what we've called Horny Sunday, where we went to see a matinee of Wuthering Heights and Model/Actriz and Peaches at night.

I have made the executive decision to extend Horny Sunday into Horny Tuesday by going to see Wuthering Heights again.