Eclectic Papi

Imagine you’re being summoned; what gif represents that?

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to scratch an itch when your body fat % gets lower and it’s mostly muscle. Like it feels so weird lol I miss the feeling of being able to get a good, smooth, deep scratch.

It’s so fun learning French and seeing the ‘English’ words that have just been left as the former language. Like I always knew ‘In lieu of something’ meant ‘in place of it’..come to find out ‘Lieu’ in French mess ‘Place’ 🤓

And the worst kind of lie is some shit you don’t even gotta be lying about..like ugh

I’m gonna put two and two together one way or another. I hate a lie..especially when you know me cos what about me gives dumb? I might play the part but to know me is to know that’s not the case lol smh

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LOL one thing about me?

Not Lumonchella 😭💧🥁 #Severance

A BOGO deal on uber eats hate to see my ass coming chile 😭

Harley and Poison Ivy are all the good that’s left in the romantic world, they better not be touched or I give up completely.

FULL LABIA. Minora AND MAJORA.

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Not me at the lesbian strip club 🤑🤭

You do Duolingo sober.. I put myself through the exercises and ace that shit when I’m drunk off..we are not the same 😤

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Friend-zoned is soft, now have you ever been family-zoned? Good stuff. Lol advanced stuff.

Not me crying at the part where Moana gets her tattoos 😭

Will now be adding “Devour Feculence” to my vocabulary #Severance

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The episode should have been called “Devour Feculence”

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‘Devour Feculence’ sent me into orbit LOL werk Mr. Milchick!!

Oh new Black Mirror trailer has me SAT.

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Rain..I think. The cozy, lazy, comforting feeling it induces when you’re home, the penchant for inducing growth/transformation, somewhat gloominess, un/predictability, varying intensity, all encompassing nature..etc

Nah brownies can go but carrot cake and chocolate cake are the truth!

LOL felt.

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Currently..but better late than never lol

Walk away with grace.
Stand firm in your worth.
Never plead for a seat at any table.

- Note to self

Like y’all be trying to teach financial literacy to somebody who’s able to make $20 stretch till their next paycheck let’s be serious

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One thing the universe is always gonna do is at least prove to me I’m doing the right thing even though it might hurt BADLY.

To go up for trans women and accept money from folks because they believed in what you were about and fast forward 4 years later….you’re doing a bathroom press conference to walk back your original tweet? Nasty work.

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She really thought she was gonna get away with it too. Me watching them drag her for FILTH: