Kelly

I gotta get back to being kid cudi depressed instead of the front bottoms depressed

I don’t want to be a scene kid in my current life but I have a lot of respect for them and I kind of wish I was the kind of person who wants to be a scene kid

It’s not healthy to yap this much but somebody’s gotta

Pinterest board titled “Body Goals 🤩” and it’s all pictures of the eraserhead baby

Me to me: I cannot be making a $27 purchase rn

hey (with the intention of asking you to boost me up so i can surf the crowd)

When you’re posting online remember that you should maintain a consistent 1:5 cringe to funny ratio otherwise you’ll be too boring and have a weak sense of self

I don’t trust people who buy 1-ply toilet paper choosing to suffer like that is crazy and I used to have a sh addiction

People are so scared of bluesky becoming Twitter but the only way to prevent that is to treat it like tumblr and everybody’s a coward these days

Sometimes when my coworkers talk about their lives, I get secondhand depression so bad I feel faint

Philanthropy from the wealthy will never help the working class because the rich only spend their money on what they care about and rich people have never cared about the lives of poor people.

I need to be in the woods chewing on bark