turning wapo into an adsense scam is the funniest way it could have ended. one thing to tear down a national institution, but the degree to which he’s doing ritual humiliation on its corpse is such a beautiful summation of the mind of the american business owner‘s total lack of grand ambition
it might be a stretch to say there's nothing substantively wrong with godard, but Contempt made me want to dig him back up* so i could kill him myself
(* fortunately for him, he was cremated)
finally...a catholic school "skirt hem must reach fingertip length or no more than 3" above the knee" -type policy for men
but have you considered that though some consider it a tale of two game????
polygon: games journalism that makes you say "hey man is everything okay in there?"
🎶 I fuck your wife 🎶 not for honor 🎶 but fooor yoouuu 🎶
there's a new trend among young people called "microliving" they close their eyes for a few seconds and experience a rich and fulfilling life from start to finish in their minds. birth. friendship. love. heartbreak. joy. loss. grief. death. but how does this affect their productivity at work
there's still time to delete this astonishingly tone deaf article
you compared leon kennedy to hiroshima and nagasaki survivors i cannot believe i have to tell you how badly this article should never have made it past an editor. what the fuck is happening over there
Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar
Josh Scherr @joshscherr.bsky.social stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem 12:31 AM • Jan 12, 2026
they did this to my kitchen light a month ago and i have not known peace since that day
utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red all that you once thought solid has melted into air, playboy 1:24 PM • Jan 6, 2026
ceej @ceej.online royal steward: sire, the bedeviling spirit which does visit upon thy manor messes most foul hath returned in the night jester dancing in the corner shaking a staff thick with bells: his royal belly full of meat, he slops upon the toilet seat! king (trying not to get mad:) he could speak of anyone February 29, 2024 at 11:59 PM
A snip from someone's bio that reads | NO WAR | NO GEN AI | YES YAOI |
Beast mode
the airports of the world should hold an annual competition to see who has the worst chicken caesar wrap
Correct
i moved out of nashville about 3 years ago, i didn't know he had pitched a loop in nashville! just imagine how wonderful it would be to have a transit option that is smaller, slower, and more expensive than the music city star line 🥴
I find it deeply and personally offensive when journalists feel compelled to put the reader to fucking asleep with horse-race partisan legalese framing that buries the foundational truth that corporate corruption is killing people
classic tweet @futurevictim_ the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
norman rockwell's freedom of speech, but the standing guy has been edited to sit down
couldn't sleep so i made him sit down
— Die-Hardman
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
i know that we all know the only good fascist is a dead one but i'm starting to get weirded out by the increasing number of gleeful "it'll be MY turn to be a concentration camp guard someday!" posts i'm seeing
it's a little bit "darmok and jalad at tanagra"-coded but not quite
sentences that belong in the same category to me:
1. "you can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape"
2. "they did surgery on a grape"
3. "in africa they call her sister hillary"
i'm not sure what the category is
A dorm with a sign saying They can’t kill us all
George Washington University, 1970 student protest against the shootings at Kent State and Jackson State.
