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13.02.2026 01:17
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Hah! This year is the first year in my life I’ve agreed to play a show/ leave my house on St. Patrick’s Day.
A decade of port logs belonging to JK Rowling's super yacht have just mysteriously disappeared, which is against maritime law. So strange that that would happen after emails between her and Epstein's people popped up... It's probably nothing. I swear if this takes her down too it's gonna be amazing.
Anyone here good at Latin who could help me double check a relatively simple sentence translation? I started with Google Translate and used my brain but I haven’t taken Latin since high school.
Danish Parliament Deputy Speaker Lars-Christian Brask:
"If I could come with some advice, it would be for the Senate & House to start to take control of political power in America because with this erratic & mad behaviour, you have to ask the question, is the President capable of running the US?"
NO PARENTS.
I once took a picture of Jon so terrible that we still pull it out once in a while and cry laughing at it.
AND I'M SAILING THE SEAS OF CHEESE!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX7d...
The "me body" was a typo but I'm accepting it. I'm a pirate now.
I made my mother-in-law a flowchart but I’ve already been fed sourdough English muffins today and repeatedly questioned about whipped cream. Who cares?!?! I don’t.
Cool Whip is mostly other poisons but has skim milk and some sort of cream I’m p sure. But it’s just nonstop like I can’t take this anymore… just pour the melted cheese over me entire face and body. I give up. I don’t understand how it seems like the average person just has NO IDEA.
If I have to explain that no I do not eat whipped cream and yes it is a dairy product one more fucking time today I am going to set myself on fire. 😊 🔥 🌈 🐮 ❤️ 🎉
Considering just becoming a total fucking nihilist for 2026. Thoughts? 🫶
Dear tall people with top-loading washing machines: what is it like to pull the clothes out without completely crushing your tiddies leaning in over the edge the whole time? Truly a luxury I cannot imagine.
We just finished watching Broadchurch season 3 and while it was good, these were the three hardest things to get over:
3. David Tennant is actually Scottish?!?!
2. How seriously authorities took a rape case. Major suspension of disbelief.
1. No one punched Mark Latimer in the face the WHOLE TIME.
I am no longer able to see Mclusky in Boston on April 8th but it's because I have to fly to Costa Rica on that specific day. I have never had two more diametrically opposed emotions at once.
So I’m gonna ask… How exactly is it that it feels like Brown owns half of Providence but doesn’t have cameras in an engineering building? What am I missing?
Hell yeah off to work in Providence while a mass shooter is still on the loose! Everything is totally fucking normal!
Man, out of all cult leaders I think P Diddy has to be the biggest fuckin’ loser.
In Canada, unlike certain other countries, our response to the mass shooting of women has been to significantly strengthen our gun laws, and to remember and honour the names of the women who were murdered - every single year, from that terrible day to this. We will never, ever forget.
Absolutely wild that people are still out here sharing their Spotify Wrapped. Big fursona non grata vibes.
[husband is playing a mathy guitar riff]
[I'm crocheting]
[we both stop and stare into space for about 30 seconds]
Me: We're both thinking about math.
I have decided that French just has too many kinds of verbs.
: movie scene changes from a falafel vendor to a male dancer in a club :
Me: Woah.
Jon: Balls Ghanoush.
Me: Yep so I have my drag king name, thank you.
Wary and weary are separate words with separate meanings. Have a great day!
We covered Big Bang by @cursivetheband.bsky.social for the upcoming fundraiser comp that Sisters Weird is putting together for Science Club For Girls. Keep your ears peeled November 28th!
Say what you want about basic bitches but they are correct about wildly oversized sweatshirts with leggings.
Watch this space for an exciting compilation coming just in time for Giving Tuesday with all proceeds benefitting Science Club For Girls. We’ve got a super cover song to share and can’t wait to hear the others! Artwork by @hudrewthis.bsky.social ✌️❤️🍝
