and the brain scan is already done, all my thoughts and memories are on computer now, and the doctor said “we’ve never seen a brain scan file this large, so many gigabytes" and he said its much larger than obama’s brain file
they tell me "mr. president your body is failing" and i tell them that when you use as much brain power as i do it has to take power away from somewhere and it's fine because we've got a new body picked out for me, melania designed it it's a beautiful form, 7 feet tall and glowing gold very powerful
ian miles cheong in the dubai club baby yeah
i dote what to
A notepad and black pen with a drawing of a fierce little puppy holding a bloody sword in his mouth with ribbons billowing over his head spelling out "I think they all have to Die"
Even a cute little baby puppy dog will turn
beautiful podcaster tim pool wow
wow, AI just keeps getting better - it's finally powerful enough to show us what tim pool's head looks like underneath that beanie 😍
don’t know who still needs to hear this in 2026, BUT:
Tony Soprano, Walter White, and The Grabber are NOT the heros of those stories. for fucks sake.
this chart is NOT fair. if you count child support payments, Elon's lifetime giving EASILY goes up to $0.9 bil
picture of the original kermit the frog puppet, text on top says FUN FACT OF THE DAY — Initially, Kermit the Frog had realistic human-like genitals. His fleshy cock & balls was officially lopped off during a 1969 TV special.
oh yeah, would a pedophile do this? *builds a robot that says im not a pedophile*
😏
SAME wtf
*looking at the friendly hand-drawn bubble letters on the cardboard box*
This is the work of professional operators. Dark money is involved.
yeeuh
White puff of smoke coming from the Dilbert-looking tower from Scott Adams' stupid mansion. Rest in piss fuckface
Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert
winnebahegao man
hack for better service at restaurants:
when you sit down, place five crisp clean dollar bills on the table. when the server comes and asks what you want, say “no food thanks, brought my own” and take a big bite of a dollar
wikipedia excerpt about Tiny Tim in Dickens' A Christmas Carol: Dickens tried other names such as "Tiny Mick" after "Little Fred" but eventually decided upon "Tiny Tim". After dropping the name "Little Fred", Dickens later used it for Scrooge's nephew "Fred".
god he made the right choice, imagine trying to have sympathy for a sick child named "Little Fred"...
HappyWisconsin16: thoughts? whisperfoot: 4.5/10. awkward garage placement. why would the shutters be a different color than the trim. and i hope to your lord that skylight is on the southern side of the house. plus the strats are totally off GraniteLars: You don't know what you're talking about. The house looks totally fine and structurally sound. And I don't know what you're referring to as "strats." Foot: ive been working in homes for 23 years. the strats are misaligned. some regions call them blushers or nuts. Lars: You have got to be trolling. No one uses any of those terms anywhere. I've been a contractor for 16 years. I'm skeptical about what you mean by "working in homes." For all I know you're a butler. Foot: ive been in hundreds of homes. maybe ive been in your home. next time i come by i won't say anything about your wenched strats Lars: Mods, are you seeing this? It feels vaguely threatening, as it references being inside my home? wondergod: no net in bball hope.
a fake AI render of a "tiny house" loft that is actually two stories and has weird impossible geometry, four to six cups of coffee on saucers sitting on various surfaces, and OH YEAH a big fat dog lying on the floor
INCREDIBLE BREAKTHROUGH IN AI TECHNOLOGY
the fake "tiny houses" have fat dog now
moisturize
moisture rise
moist your eyes
Front cover of a kids booster seat box with two kids in the seat.
closeup of a young black kid with dreads that the graphic designer just chopped off in an off-kilter oval instead of taking the time to properly mask around the hair
lol this kids hair. graphic designer saw those dreads and said “nope!” did a quick swoosh with the lasso tool and called it a day
the INTOLERANT left doesn’t want this beautiful Charlie Kirnk memorial statue on the Ave Marina University campus in Florida. SHARE TO SHAME THEM #shame
chatbeefytee
![screenshot from genius.com with the lyrics for wood by taylor swift:
I ain't got to knock on wood
[Post-Chorus]
His love it set me free
That dick is giving me CTE
QB sack into my back wall
Never gonna fumble those big ol balls](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jabuxmx2i3jsbud7oyd7plje/bafkreiboabat4fn7nilng4x4ieeq3cwo5w4rkrmmnsnqqrctd7bf5tq4hu@jpeg)
screenshot from genius.com with the lyrics for wood by taylor swift: I ain't got to knock on wood [Post-Chorus] His love it set me free That dick is giving me CTE QB sack into my back wall Never gonna fumble those big ol balls
yeah wow she really went off on this one
they should call it chat beep beep beep, because it’s computer
craigslist free section ad for a "Wooden Tower 19' Free". it's a very shoddy homemade wood tower in someone's backyard.
this is why you gotta stay on top of the free section on craigslist. I had a 19 foot tower in my amazon cart, but now i'm gettin one for free 🤘
Canceling Disney+ because they canceled Kimmel is well and good, but if you really want to make them pay attention, there is no better way than fucking Goofy's wife
