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Minturn Alexander

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Left-handed, vaguely ginger. Fluent in both German and Furby. Occasionally amusing.

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This dog in the pub is OBSESSED with the rugby. Not moved from the screen.

07.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Britney Spears arrested, Shia LaBoeuf arrested, America at war in the middle East... I feel like I'm 18 again.

06.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why it kinda look like the bottom flower is getting destroyed by the top flower. ๐Ÿซฃ

06.03.2026 02:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was definitely what this was, a little chill zen space. It was great

05.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SWEDEN! They pretty chill if you don't mind how boring the country is.

05.03.2026 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He was kinda hot in the 80's though, in an evil traitorous kind of way, but then who wasn't back then.

05.03.2026 18:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was the worst feeling, but tbh I don't think they really noticed. I worked with an Italian girl who would come in at 12, go straight to having lunch, sit at her desk for an hour and then leave and nobody ever said anything. Soooo...

05.03.2026 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I worked in Sweden we had little nap rooms with beds in them at the office, I went in at lunch at woke up the next day.

05.03.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some of them "I'm not a robot" things do be too hard ๐Ÿฅบ

05.03.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you put a warning label on this, seeing his face pop up this close gives me a visceral reaction.

05.03.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excuse me?! ๐Ÿ˜จ

05.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Babe pig in the city! ๐Ÿ˜

05.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mine is a cheque, coz it's European and un... Anyway

05.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are they... Like boyfriends?

05.03.2026 11:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went down stairs to make a cup of tea and I think I resurfaced too quickly on the way back up. Might have altitude sickness or the bends or something.

03.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're right comrade, what was I thinking. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

03.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait, so how are they making money? It's FREE entry, they're not serving drinks. They're renting the venue and paying the Dj's/doorstaffAND giving away $200. What is going Awwwn?

03.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I absolutely will need a livestream, live commentary on this as it happens.

03.03.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the JFK & Carolyn Besette thing, it's trash of course but they really do Daryll Hannah dirty. Frankly I'd sue.

03.03.2026 16:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was averting my gaze, during Ramadan. ๐Ÿ‘€

03.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hussy

01.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No same, he really is the bestest boy though.

27.02.2026 11:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is Archie, Archie has never actually experienced a thought in his life he just exists on a plane of being few of us could ever dream of achieving. His hobbies include eating and just staring at me. Also napping.

27.02.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Fuck, a lot going on here but the ship seems steady.

26.02.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is incredibly cute

26.02.2026 19:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

45 second films were the 90 movies of their day.

26.02.2026 19:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wait, why he kinda ๐Ÿซฆ?

26.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On my way,I know a thing or two about a long vine and a thirsty cup of water. You're gonna be BLOOMING in no time, new leafs ร  go go

25.02.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I went to the Czech republic by train on Christmas Eve, in the early 2000's, from Berlin - cross border internet wasn't a thing back then, mobile phones didn't really have the capacity to find accomodation. Let me tell you a little something...

25.02.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And what if he's a fan and then fucks up your do ๐Ÿ˜ญ take one for the team bbz

25.02.2026 23:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0