forestfold 🌿 green man appreciation hq

so is leaving the O2 (but the experience is hell)

anyway florence & the machine was a religious experience

one day you will think to yourself "I should get the bus from the O2 to avoid the queue for the tube". that is the devil speaking, and he lies.

it already gave me curly hair how do i resist its power

i already have pcos why is it trying to curse me

how do I convince my instagram algorithm that I do not have acne, endometriosis or pmdd

Literally cannot stress enough that if I, a climate scientist, were running a scam it would be a lot more fun than this

Dream fit

If nothing else her name is a warning of exactly that lmao

Emerald Fennell can be trusted with aesthetics NOT with class commentary did we learn nothing from Saltburn

“boycott chatgpt they donate to ice” why were yall using it to begin with

these masquerade costumes are all over the place

Bridgerton costume department...I would like a word...

I feel so distantly proud of that band 😅 They played most of the festivals I went to in my late teens/early 20s but I never really listened to them, then last year they started popping up as headliners and playing Tiny Desk - feels like someone you vaguely knew at school suddenly getting famous

Loving the trend of all the people who had been excited about the new wuthering heights film because of the casting/aesthetic/music/vibes actually reading the book and now being as confused as the rest of us

Peckhamplex audience is ELITE, the best cinema experience fr!!!

Yea AI has just made it even weirder but it's always been bad! Ever post reads like the worst kind of podcast, even when it's about something benign 😭

If I ever develop LinkedIn voice throw me in a lake

Why is every post on LinkedIn formatted That Way

It's been 8 years but given the chance I would fight Death to get my cat back

I absolutely respect that, may you succeed where I have failed 🫡

Not to put a spanner in the works but you can still have her as a companion without raiding the grove 👀

Beautiful! Urge us very fun for a second playthrough! I'm on my third and trying to be evil but it's tough 😅

Yesss have fun!! What kind of character are you playing? One tip that I wish I'd known when I first played- taking lots of long rests (more or less one after each encounter) means you get the most out of the story 👀

Anyway you're all wonderful I love u I am angry at all the stupid places we're being pushed to to distract from the things that actually matter

Do what you need to do to be healthy and functioning, whatever that means for you, but fuck the people telling you you should look a certain way or you 'need' to buy this or buy that to fit into their narrow perception of what beauty is

You don't need a 12 step skincare routine, you don't need to count calories or go to the gym every day or spend hundreds on pilates classes or compare yourself to people who have the time and resources to dedicate themselves to looking a certain way

You don't need plastic surgery, you don't need to look young, you don't need to torture and mutilate yourself to fit into a beauty standard set by gross men who are only into 16 year olds anyway and which is impossible to achieve without vast amounts of money and some specific genetics

2025 has been fucking devastating to any kind of progress we as a society made on body positivity/neutrality, so as we go into a new year and the pressure ramps up here's a reminder that the way you look means nothing. Be a good person, love yourself and the people around you, you'll be fine.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.