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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Little One: *points at ground* “Mommy, what’s that?”

Me: “That’s a manhole cover.”

LO: “Like what Leo comes out of?”

#Parenting

The "Somehow, Palpatine returned..." meme from The Rise of Skywalker except instead of saying "Palpatine" he's saying "the geese"

update from suddenly very noisy Ontario

Ear plugged itself up on Wednesday and I have had like 5% hearing in my left. After a couple of tiny, tiny successes with hydrogen peroxide I had it today. Took a medicine syringe to it today and blasted warm water in there and what holy relief is this. I can hear again!

Sam Reich of Dropout on Game Changer holding up a gold plaque saying "THIS BIT 10X". The caption says "You've done this bit 10 times."

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

I HATE MICROSOFT CO PILOT SO MUCH WHY WON'T YOU JUST GO AWAY

I really did think the Riyadh Comedy Festival would help bring peace to the Middle East

“Do not obey in advance” but in pokopia font

« The best part is the underside. »

American politicians talking about life in Canada: Every day Canadians wake up amidst the rubble of their ruined cities. Pressed beneath the thumb of authoritarianism, they cry out for American liberation.

Canadians living life in Canada: roll up da rim 2 win :)

no i don't want to rewrite with copilot

i never want to use copilot

i will never use copilot

What a legendary glow up from Mr. Mime.

My guy!

They are both left-handed.

Fingers crossed our kid has no natural talent for hockey because she is currently a decent skater for her age.

Standing in an arena waiting for my kid’s dance class to finish and it occurs to me that I could be a really good hockey mom, but I have ZERO interest in doing so.

Onion soup mix stirred into sour cream is the GOAT of dips and I will not be entertaining any discussion or debate on the matter.

Think I lost a year of my life waiting for the last 4 minutes of that game to end.

I did not have a good time watching this one. If I had a heart condition…

“I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees.”

This is my favourite from it.

Took the nearly 4 year old to see Beauty & The Beast on the big screen and she accurately scoped Gaston as the villain. She was scared of The Beast because he’s scary (lots of roars, etc., in the way a bear is scary), but her reaction to Gaston, even when he was « charming » was immediately « No! »

Baby Bumblebee is a horrific song and not suitable for children.

a close up of a green and yellow cartoon character with a pink y on its head ALT: a close up of a green and yellow cartoon character with a pink y on its head

Our little one loves watching her dad play ´Monster Game´ (Expedition 33). This game with creepy, weird, and unsettling weirdos. But, she lost her goddamn mind in fear when @mike.bataligin.com showed her a Pokémon episode featuring the ever terrifying…Caterpie…

A restaurant in our area was just selling a homemade version at check out and it’s one of the best things I am now obsessed with.

Macbeth: SHIT

Oof. A good run, but sucks all the same. Welcome to the shitty club.

Literally do not care at all about football but I did want Seattle to win because they seem less MAGA, I think?

My suggestion for a Mac Glocky special for @mike.bataligin.com would be what if Billy Talent did Josh Groban’s You Raise Me Up.

Instead, I’m marking when I could have been playing Pokémon.

There’s easily 6 things on the go right now that if I had just done them when I should have, or even spread them out in 5-10 minute bits over many days, I’d be done by now.