Jed Davis 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

Hey, remember how I said that my third friend in the oil industry didn’t respond? Yeah they got back to me.

It’s not looking good, team

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10,000,000 - Crore
100,000,000 - 亿
1,000,000,000 - Billion

Am I crazy for thinking we should teach this in school

the last time i got to laundry zero, with everything not on my body clean & neatly put away, kissinger died within 4 hours

i will be back to L0 in about 3 hours, so, although the zero/death were clearly unrelated, let’s all put some energy into the universe in 3 hours
just in case

markovchaingang hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market" markovchaingang alright, alright. you can talk about the clothes that damian was wearing. but only if you promise to define what each article of clothing actually is, ideally describing the materials they're typically made from also

I’ve definitely thought about buying and storing physical newspapers

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

The amount of people in the QTs and replies going “yeah I nearly get run over every single week” is pretty alarming

A black cat in a bag.

Painted my friends cat for her birthday last month 🐈‍⬛ #art

People don't grasp how effective the Dixiefication of rural America has been. Rural whites have culturally homogenized to an incredible degree, coalescing behind bigoted grievance politics instead of actually helpful policies.

You can see it in Michigan comparing 2000 (Gore +5) to 2020 (Biden +3)

Arrgh.

Frog has just torn a bunch of pages from Toad's calendar. The calendar now reads "April". From "Spring" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Frog tore off the April page too.

Turns out, the Haber Bosch process working best with piles of cheap natural gas means that all the fertilizer is now made in like three places

DId she just sing “if I encrypted all my feelings for security, it wouldn't matter at all”? I just. Why do I do this to myself.

Might be a three-way race between annoying eyeshadow guy, football party bros, and Fröken Facemask. But who knows. #Melodifestivalen

…wait, why is Evil Swedish Gavin Newsom doing a musical number. What did I do to deserve this. #Melodifestivalen

It would be fun if Smash Into Pieces won #Melodifestivalen, just for the amount of “I'm sorry, that's *Sweden**??? WTF????” from everyone who bothers with ESC this year. Probably won't happen. Still.

Of course the firemen band has to have a bit where they “put out” the stage pyro with extinguishers, but then it's still on fire after that…. #Melodifestivalen

Unsure if there is any heterosexual explanation for that staging.

We've had first scandi-country song, yes. But what about second scandi-country song? #Melodifestivalen

cryptographic key gooner cave is definitely the name of my next noise project

Among other things this means the buttplugs will be able to communicate with each other

Covert buttplug comms
Autonomous plug swarm
Whorcestras

Okay, it's '00s rockslop (feat. the Borg Collective), but it's my emotional support '00s rockslop. Or something. #Melodifestivalen

Sometimes, Sweden is very much a foreign country. #Melodifestivalen

Reading about “repetitive behaviors with no real end goal” as a sign of severe stress in animals, then loading up bsky dot app,

I am reading entirely new combinations of words this morning, like “meth protectionism” and “Is there a Vice King in Spain”

Yeah, those creepy plastic things are the icky modernism that replaced *my* glorious homeland childhood.

formsmashing is a popular trend in virtuemaxxing in which you hit yourself in the head with a hammer of reason until your soul remembers its innate knowledge

“What is a woman?”

Fuck you. You can’t define “war,” “surrender” or “six weeks.”

Poland has ripped through all 8 songs in, what, 40 minutes? And already onto a recap. I didn't really have time for hot takes.