cait ✨

dawg🥹

Megan Keller.

Alina Müller.

Team USA celebrating gold.

Hilary Knight and Aerin Frankel.

Can’t beat the Fleet 🥇🥉

Congratulations to our four athletes coming home with Olympic medals! Boston is beyond proud of you, and we cannot wait to celebrate.

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

other places also have tuition reimbursement

fake news

canada has produced celine dion they could’ve done better 😬

first and last time a tkachuk will get cheers in the garden

this package edited to look like kurt russell as herb brooks is hyping up this 2025 usa team

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kendrick v. drake (hockey’s version)

1. When you're both asked about fans booing the national anthem.

2. When you poke your brother Matt so he'll answer the question instead.

3. When your brother realizes he's gotta tap dance on a political landmine in answering this question because Brady's not touching it.

Mekhi Benton has achieved the two greatest goals of any NFL player a) winning a Super Bowl and b) escaping the New York Jets

the smallest man who ever lived

Fabulous 🇺🇸💥

At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

if you’re ever feeling bad about yourself just remember at least you’re not drake

nfl never beating the allegations

charlie baker is a bitch

fleet and sirens getting spicy #pwhl

hot takes from my first fleet game
1) the fleet’s goal song - a unwritten remix - has no right to go so hard
2) playing in lowell is unsustainable. what a nightmare to get there from the city during rush hour

my wrapped isn't even worth sharing; it's all taylor swift

"Aaron Rodgers won’t leave" 😂

also the bengals worst-cast scenario is joe burrow breaking his leg in december playing meaningless football, the season's already a waste

watching the tayvis lifetime movie and they used yankee stadium??? for the football stadium???

you ever catch your reflection in your switch 😖

Finally the CUM Bowl is real

can i put this on my résumé

unfortunately wicked was perfect

i will storm the capital if you take away my fruit snacks

i’m trying to use this place more but the problem is i haven’t been an active twitter poster in a long time i don’t remember how to do this :/

canon is a sandcastle and I am the tsunami