Plain Reckage

What idiot called it reaching your goal weight and not manifest density

And then he pees near your toilet and skeets the accomplishment

Steve Miller: Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah

Me: seriously?

Steve: Some call me the gangster of love

Me: I call bs

Steve: some people call me Maurice

Me: ok that one sounds believable

Single-panel cartoon by Tom Toro. Two men sit in a book-lined study. The older one says: "Those who don't study history are doomed to repeat it. Yet those who do study history are doomed to stand by helplessly while everyone else repeats it."

That was the most UCF loss possible. In addition to mid-season collapses, the Dawkins era is also defined by losing “easy” games after a big win.

Beat a top 25 team on the road? Check!

Lose your next home game to the 3rd worst team in the country trailing almost the entire game? DOUBLE CHECK!!

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Hit me with it @infinitescream.bsky.social

Geordi LeForge meme saying “hold up” to Reconciliation & healing and “game on” to motherfucking consequences

Need a W so bad I’m eating M&Ms upside down

I stayed up until almost dawn in Tehran because I was pretty sure an attack was imminent. But when the sun was almost up there I went to bed. We would never attack during the Iranian work & school day, during Ramadan. That would maximize civilian casualties. WRONG - we are basically Russia now. EVIL

Do you get extra mileage for doubling back? Sorry man, I know this really sucks.

Oh, I figured you had one of those 8AM departures that sounds great when you book it but makes you borderline suicidal when you realize when you have to get up to make that flight.

I would really love to invite all racists, MAGA, MAHA, Trump lovers, Noem supporters, Bondi bonded, Vance dancers, ICE apologists and various insurrectionists to go ahead and unfollow me now. I ain't got nothing for ya

if a shark bites you, you should turn into a shark why do only vampires wield such power

Yes, agreed. But also, when we were kids you had maybe 1 chance a day to watch the NBA. Maybe. And somehow that was one of the games that was ALWAYS aired above any other. For good reason 30 years ago, but it didn’t matter. That was the game the network chose (looking at you CBS) so we watched it.

i didn’t get a high five at the gallows, got left hanging

I had the elective surgery to remove my groove thang. As a middle aged white guy it was a useless appendage.

You are gonna get the exact same amount as before the ruling 😎

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Suck it Trump! At least 6 members of SCOTUS read the constitution. Not sure what the hell the other 3 traitors were looking at.

a cartoon of a vampire holding a box that says chocula ALT: a cartoon of a vampire holding a box that says chocula

I don’t eat cereal anymore due to diabetes, but I lived on Count Chocula as a kid. Hence the diabetes, I suppose.

Gotta love a solid South Park reference

I love Chicago

I inhabit a pretty obscure corner of the internet. How do these “ I only follow middle aged white guys” bots even find me? It’s like 3-5 a day. I have 1,200 followers, maybe 300 are real. Twitter was bad but…damn.

I knew there was a 0% chance that I was the first to ponder this mystery of the universe. Thanks for sharing this!

When I say "I got that dog in me" this is what I mean.

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THATS THE GOOD STUFF