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Governor Stitt is absolutely going to appoint himself as senator

05.03.2026 18:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo of Dariel Gonzalez, the student cited in the article as having said “Ew you had colored professors?!” Gonzalez wrote at another point. “I reguse [sic] to be indoctrinated by the coloreds.” He told the group he used the term “colored” because, “I was told we cant say black anymore.” A couple days later, he added: “Avoid the coloreds like the plague.” He did not respond to a request for comment.

He looks like Harry Potter had a child with John Oliver and is wearing an ill fitting black suit with a purple flower tie

A photo of Dariel Gonzalez, the student cited in the article as having said “Ew you had colored professors?!” Gonzalez wrote at another point. “I reguse [sic] to be indoctrinated by the coloreds.” He told the group he used the term “colored” because, “I was told we cant say black anymore.” A couple days later, he added: “Avoid the coloreds like the plague.” He did not respond to a request for comment. He looks like Harry Potter had a child with John Oliver and is wearing an ill fitting black suit with a purple flower tie

Looking up pictures of the people they quote in these chats is always a fucking trip man, my GOD

05.03.2026 13:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re telling me this guy’s got a wife who isn’t white? I guess he can’t be racist! You got me there!

05.03.2026 12:00 👍 121 🔁 1 💬 8 📌 2

AI could never make ramranch

05.03.2026 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I had the world record for the robotnik level on hardest in that game, I swear. won in 34 seconds once when I was a kid. I could never do that again

05.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Mean beans

04.03.2026 01:47 👍 469 🔁 153 💬 8 📌 0

This is very openly asking for a bribe from whoever wants to win because otherwise he'd just announce who he's endorsing.

04.03.2026 18:27 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

isnt this the dude who pretended to be black

04.03.2026 13:40 👍 65 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

So let's be honest here. Those 4 dead from Des Moines are dead because Donald Trump didn't plan for this war. They're dead today because he was so mind bogglingly stupid he didn't expect Iran to retaliate to being bombed.

04.03.2026 00:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

turns out Richard Karn had trademarked it because he was doing some indy pro wrestling as Studly Tool Dude

03.03.2026 21:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can you guys stop with the "oh ho ho good sir but now thou art a hypocrite"

and just say "this guy fucking sucks ass, this war sucks ass, the higher price suck ass and i'm saying we need to remove this fuckin dumbass"

03.03.2026 21:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All that shit you fill out with traveller information when you fly internationally is SPECIFICALLY FOR THIS PURPOSE

TSA has all of this. They should have people compiling this shit right fucking now.

03.03.2026 20:48 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

this guy is falling apart and the war is going 100x worse than they're telling us

03.03.2026 20:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fayetteville is nice to visit though, or if you wanna live the hippie life down there, you could I suppose. Hippies and bungee jumping and white water rafting.

But yeah, to move to WV in general, I'd need thousands of people coming with me

03.03.2026 15:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Four places where WV is ok these days:
Eastern Panhandle, specifically Shepherdstown. Just a nice place.
Morgantown. Good-ish university + Pittsburgh not far
Huntington, only by the uni
Wheeling area and north, again, near Pittsburgh, but area dying fast and increasingly white trash

03.03.2026 15:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Milwaukee's Fonz statue is still some sad shit tho

03.03.2026 13:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Everyone laughed when Philly put up a statue of Rocky "lol he's not a real person" but goddamn i see the wisdom in it more and more every day

03.03.2026 13:50 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

telling people after the oklahoma city bombing to "just call an uber"

03.03.2026 12:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the Left Behind books, the rapture happens. Every child on Earth dies, every real true* Christian on Earth dies, a third of the world's population disappears instantly.

But the authors are comfortable suburban right wingers so air travel and highways just... keep happening completely normally.

03.03.2026 12:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Use some red food colouring and it's bubble gum pudding

03.03.2026 02:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jim ross voice: Valentine slaps on the Figure Four! And FDR! HES! HES LAUGHING IT OFF!

03.03.2026 01:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can't fool me that's a fuckin chain chomp if I've ever seen one

03.03.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Magic of David Copperfield in your own home
Magic of David Copperfield in your own home YouTube video by caribbeanpacs

I STILL DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK HE DONE DIS!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZmS...

03.03.2026 00:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yo you weren't playing nba jam unless you had the code to unlock these 2

03.03.2026 00:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The " I DON'T CARE SONG" by Comedian Kevin Meaney  - better quality
The " I DON'T CARE SONG" by Comedian Kevin Meaney - better quality YouTube video by bazzarr

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDHv...

02.03.2026 18:48 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Canadian television superstar Louis Del Grande , with his bald head, big boxy 80s glasses, and smart moustache looks at you puzzledly while wearing a sharp black suit

Canadian television superstar Louis Del Grande , with his bald head, big boxy 80s glasses, and smart moustache looks at you puzzledly while wearing a sharp black suit

02.03.2026 15:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"it's controversial" is a weird way for a journalist, whose job is to investigate and report reality, to say "it doesn't fucking work"

02.03.2026 13:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And it only "worked" in Venezuela because Maduro's underlings were in on it and helped so they could get some money from that Qatari account we shuffled a half trillion dollar payment into (whatever happened with that, seems like that merits more news coverage? Oh well)

02.03.2026 12:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coach mcguirk is taking to Brendon from the TV show home movies. He's saying "yeah. I mean I'm discovering all this too as I say it"

Coach mcguirk is taking to Brendon from the TV show home movies. He's saying "yeah. I mean I'm discovering all this too as I say it"

02.03.2026 02:56 👍 202 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

The real demons of this world are people like Rachel Vindman. An unprovoked war of aggression, started by an overly powerful country that doesn't care who it hurts, and we think there's bravery in that?

Rot in Hell.

01.03.2026 17:49 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0