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B810. The Man who Bit Himself on the Ear. A man explains to his doctor that the wound on his ear (or forehead) is where he bit himself. He explains, "I stood on a chair." Signal: oulipien.12

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Jewish institutions, even Zionist ones, should be falling all over themselves to embrace Zohran because his anti-Zionism is really clearly rooted in nonviolence and humanism rather than antisemitism. And yet!

07.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 220 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Herring is pretty great too tbh

06.03.2026 20:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ask your psychologist if a book from Lost Art Press and a vintage Stanley scrub plane you spend a month of Sundays trying to restore is right for you

06.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Galaxy brain take incoming)
This is all downstream of rising rents bc if these guys could just go to a community center with a wood shop or had space for homebrewing or whatever they could express their anxieties in a healthier way

06.03.2026 20:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The American political class is utterly delusional, adrift in a dream of normality, unable to process the actual reality of events on the ground, where the US just launched a completely unprovoked war against a massive country, murdered its leadership, and demanded its conversion to a vassal state.

06.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2977 ๐Ÿ” 609 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52 ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

New hinge proposition just dropped

06.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People dying abroad are still people dying

06.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should never ever forget why they did it

06.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 243 ๐Ÿ” 56 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hegseth wants to fight a religious war in iran, rubio wants to reverse domino theory latin america, and trump will do whatever makes him feel strong

06.03.2026 14:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 276 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starter plate white/red variation 5 Dรฉ In addition to the black series, there is also a selection of plates with red paint.

I gotchu

06.03.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starter plate white/black variation 1 Dรฉ In Dรฉ, the play of chiaroscuro โ€“ light and shadow โ€“ which is so characteristic of Ann Demeulemeester's style, is translated into tableware. The result is a collection of shadow paintings on porcelain.

Is 9.45 suitable for madam's preferences?

06.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

susan cooper doesn't deserve this

06.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

honestly I would not be extremely surprised to find some of those swoopy steel very expensive dildos at like the whitney's gift shop

06.03.2026 03:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean look at most big companies' actual programming though. Metropolitan opera is not exactly super adventurous

05.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best thing for opera in this country, absent a revolution in arts funding, would just be more small companies. (Hang on though โ€ฆ I'm hearing that that would also require a revolution in arts funding)

05.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have heard that their inability to get this has many causes but that a big one is that they're often dependent on aesthetically backwards donors. Running the Met is probably really expensive!

05.03.2026 23:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hypnotic weird powerful opera with a crazy production sells out unlike snoozefest from the 1850s?? wow.

05.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this is backwards. Akhnaten was a hit in NYC both times it played since my arrival too. "Not even Verdi"? Yeah no shit, it's actually exciting and unconventional and they don't do it every damn season. Glass is popular!

05.03.2026 23:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is incredible. UK emissions fell 2.4% in 2025 as coal fell to a 400-year low. Incredibly, we used less coal last year than than in 1600, when Queen Elizabeth I was on the throne and Shakespeare was writing Hamlet
www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-uk-...

05.03.2026 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 469 ๐Ÿ” 149 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

oh but I am

05.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
tenniel's white knight from alice

tenniel's white knight from alice

05.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as long as we're being very very prescriptive, Jacob Harry Maguire might be named Jacob Harry Maguire, but he is definitely *called* Harry Maguire

05.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only Harry Maguire competed in the 1964 Summer Olympics

05.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whom are you referring to when you say "Harry Maguire" in the statement of the question and what is that person called

05.03.2026 20:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

only Houdini was a stage magician

05.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

05.03.2026 01:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why would Dalkey seek to diminish the stature of The Tunnel

05.03.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hadn't clocked quite how Dubai-coded Reform was before this piece www.economist.com/britain/2026...

05.03.2026 16:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 220 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

we're too old for literary modernism, ben

05.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0