Morbi

I'm always thinking about how their alien goat god "rewarded" Crimson Acid with a goat head and everyone in their death cult society unanimously went "yeah this is sexier"

someday I promise she will return.......... (realistically probably sometime in April so I can catch up before I'm blasted by any 8.0 teasers from Fanfest lmao)

it's kind of funny that the Mineru construct amiibo is still completely MIA
I assume they're struggling to get it out of prototyping since it's an insane model to translate to figure form
almost like they should've just made an amiibo with her original body or something

companies, countries, political parties, all of these things are fictional conceptual constructs, why the fuck are we crafting the world around their comfort like they're still going to be living in it when we're all too dead to continue clapping our hands to keep Tinkerbell alive

I just wanna live in a world designed for human beings, man

huge downside of modern warfare is that it's way harder to kill your insane bloodhorny commanding officer and go "yeah a random bullet got him, really tragic"

Dolphin Bomber

Today I will remind them of her

first NC-17 monsterverse film

Godzilla and Mothra sauntering up to King Kong like "hey we saw you from across the Pacific Ocean and we like your vibe"

those movies come so close to outright going "Godzilla and Mothra are monster-married" and I'm just like "yeah sure I'll put that in my hobby het collection"

looking forward to next week when I'm sure a perfectly rational explanation for this will be revealed and then subsequently undercut in a way that's vague but possibly even worse

the way they escalate the stakes and then literally one page later go "oh no you thought we were done???"

if any agents want to go rogue we promise we won't get mad

I do like whenever I open my inbox and I get to watch as a fake email header ad tries to get my attention for a fraction of a second before being swiftly pulled behind a privacy curtain to be ripped apart by my adblocker

Ky is the final boss of wife guys and I love that for him

he throws it at him afterward too

anyway the sexiest thing that ever happened in Guilty Gear is that bit in XRD where Ky hit Sol with the pommel of his sword so hard it fully snapped off

especially frustrating because "I-No with tinted lenses" feels like it should be the horny character designer equivalent of playing around with the demon core

she's not I-No if she can't triumphantly whip her tits out in 0.3 seconds.....
Strive in general is full is so many weirdly sauceless outfits and it feels antithetical to the series' visual identity, it feels like if Street Fighter overlaid every ki blast with a physical projectile instead

I think if it was human nature then our militaries wouldn't have to do so much work breaking people down into being able to take other human lives

I'm tired of being told cruelty and bloodlust and greed is just human nature by the like 0.0005 of guys who had to craft whole political empires around enabling their ideologies
maybe that's your nature, I want to stay home and do nice things for people and not live in hellworld

I guess this is just the plot of the Barbie movie actually

guy who gets really excited about "preserving Western Civilization" before being informed it's not talking about cowboys

new unrealistic standard for women's beauty unlocked

Water College.

I try really hard to avoid knowing literally anything about overwatch but I learned about "Water College" the other week and I've been completely unable to stop thinking about it since.

you have to call everyone freaks as a litmus test because good and normal people can laugh about it and the evil people who think they're normal get extra mad about it

the MAGA guys keep going "they want 'transgender' for everybody" with that exact phrasing and it's like, you guys are fucking freaks. You're losers and you're embarrassing yourselves. We're going to put that you said "transgender for everybody" in your eventual obituaries so we can laugh at you

she's the most beautiful woman in the world

putting my pussy into doing stupid voices while privately reading books for my friend and remembering that acting is kind of fun