Kathleen

In retrospect, the episode of Doctor Who Neil Gaiman wrote skeeves me out even more than it did at the time. "Your vehicle is a headstrong manic pixie dream girl you need to control sometimes" has some issues, huh.

Full life consequences, smdh

Attempting to learn a rubber band slight of hands trick. The real magic will come when my robot vacuum finds all the rubber bands I've flung everywhere.

A drawing of party dog, who is probably chiweenie or other dachshund mix, rides a penny skateboard while smoking a cigarette.

It's Friday, baby, it's his day.

Party dog is not a good role model for the youth. Please don't smoke cigarettes.

Fantastic:

www.youraislopbores.me

Yes! I wrote someone a truly unhinged story about a pigeon, it was great. Unfortunately it only persists your drawings, not your word posts

A screenshot from the site 'your ai slop bores me'. I asked 'what would be a good seltzer flavor' and the pretend ai (another person) responded 'microplastics from the deepest layer of the pacific ocean'

Incredible.

youraislopbores.me

"Kinetic conflict" is going to jokerize me

Last year I just walked into Costco and asked for a measles booster. I told the pharmacist I was unsure if I was ever given two doses, and she just gave me the shot and my insurance paid for it. I don't know, man, I don't see any downside to getting a booster.

Look overall I've gotten over most school problems I had but I'm still mad about growing up in Oregon and *my grade specifically* not getting to go to outdoor school.

Even just seeing the words 'point and click adventure game' got 'welcome to the zoo' from putt putt saves the zoo stuck in my head.

Originally built in 1892 and completely reimagined by a marine architect

... what is a marine architect?

A house that's got weird tilted walls and a little cedar shingled round part. I honestly don't know how to describe this house I'm sorry. It's very 70s.

Oooh! One of my favorite houses in north portland is for sale. A strange monolith type thing!

A goblin in a crop top and a vest. They're holding two hot dogs and somehow have two hot dogs attached to their hips.

A 3d model of a goblin from the back. They're holding two hot dogs and have two hot dogs on their hips and two crossed hot dogs on their back

Thinking about respeccing my D&D character

I also spent a lot of time playing with flash paper doll websites, ie og piccrew

Oh no I forgot Streets of Sim City! And The American Girls Premiere! Why'd I have such weird games as a kid?

9 games that made me

A weird spread. DDR should probably be here too, maybe Prince of Persia because the fluidity of the animations bothered but fascinated me as a kid.

(Made with my9games.com)

A tiny Bonne Maman jar from their jam advent calendar that is now being used to store some india ink.

Bonne Maman india ink. Please do not eat.

I just feel like alarms with a low battery chirp should also have some sort of visible signal so I'm not wandering around the house like a Victorian ghost trying to figure out which smoke / carbon monoxide detector is complaining

The shape

That ear looks like it's on its way out. Sneaking off while he's sleeping.

An indoor tomato plant with a Lego tiefling for scale. It is about 1.75 times the height of the Lego.

The size of the tomatoes this grows is going to be funny no matter what it is

Doctor said I need more greens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Used up one marker today and considering buying a 144 pack to replace it.

What did it taste like?

I switched to the pilot G-2 mechanical pencils and they're a little softer than I'm used to but those babies are smooooove

A pencil sketch of a dachshund in a party hat

She will not tolerate your buffoonery.

Someday I'll grow camas successfully enough that I can eat some.

A meme of a cat in a suit reading a newspaper that says "I should plant more camas"

Me every year, directly before killing another camas plant

Man this is even pretty good cold. Might I finally be able to partake of pasta salad once more?