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So when eating healthier, you invariably run into what I call Bean Fudge recipes.

“Mash a can of beans! Add melted chocolate! It tastes JUST LIKE FUDGE”

It does not.

Anyway, new variant spotted: all pizza toppings on cottage cheese instead of crust.

This says so much about our modern media ecosystem. It's a screenshot of a tweet from Polymarket that is repackaging a line from a 3-week old New Yorker article as "breaking", while the line itself ("may or may not") contains literally no actual information

First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads ‘Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads ‘…Today’.

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Every day we stray further from god.

Jesus Christ, man, you need to apologize for your craven cowardice on the nonexistent “DEI” panic, hire more people to fix the disgusting unattended shelves due to chronic understaffing, and stop making people need security to unlock a cabinet to buy underwear. This isn’t complicated.

Microsoft should rebrand Copilot to Rover.

This image is a meme referencing the fable "The Scorpion and the Frog," which illustrates that some individuals cannot resist acting according to their destructive nature, even if it harms them in the process. The text depicts a scenario where a frog asks a scorpion not to destroy the economy because they will both perish. The scorpion replies with "lol" and "lmao," dismissing the suicidal consequence to focus on immediate destruction. The meme metaphorically represents a situation where a party acts maliciously without regard for shared negative outcomes.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida After the secretary of the Miami-Dade County Republican Party created the chat for college students, it devolved into slurs against Black and Jewish people.

damn it’s crazy how the slurs filled the chat all by themselves. couldn’t be helped i’m sure. chats are always devolving of their own accord

The USS Cole bombing involved two Al-Qaeda suicide bombers and a speedboat.

Cartoon of Trump beating man who says This is all Joe Biden's fault.

NYtimes:

The tactical mastermind needed to stop a clanker-powered army

Sorry snowflakes facts don't care about your feelings

This image is a classic internet meme known as "Free Shrugs," featuring a student holding a cardboard sign. Meaning and Origin The "Free Shrugs" sign is a humorous, indifferent parody of the "Free Hugs" campaign. While the original movement aimed to spread love and connection, the "Free Shrugs" version represents: Apathy or Indifference: Expressing a "whatever" or "I don't care" attitude toward a situation.

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This image is a meme featuring Helen Lovejoy from the television show The Simpsons, who is known for her catchphrase "Won't someone please think of the children?!", which has been altered to refer to the expansion of Artificial Intelligence (AI). The text is a parody of a common phrase used to express alarmist concern for children. The meme highlights the rapid growth and societal impact of AI technology.

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The War on Cars enters the geriatrics-as-speed-bumps phase.

Qatar should ask for their jet back

“Bombs will fall Everywhere”: The American, Israeli and Iranian Weapons Being Deployed in Middle East - bellingcat Bellingcat has been monitoring strikes across the Middle East and has identified a wide variety of weapons that have been used in the conflict so far, including missiles and drones.

Here's what Bellingcat has been up to this week:
Bellingcat analysed imagery and reporting from the first days of the conflict with Iran to identify US, Israeli and Iranian munitions now being deployed.
www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

2006: don’t be evil
2016: but really, what *is* evil?
2026: meet your new assistant Evi L® delivering +225% ROI on prison labor

How Japanese Things Are Made in 309 Videos: Bamboo Tea Whisks, Hina Dolls, Steel Balls & More The Japanese term kaizen, which just means something like 'good change,' has come to signify in global management culture a process of continuous small-scale improvement — an element of the 'Japanese ...

www.openculture.com/2016/05/how-...

Fired like a dog

School of Rock Allstars Team 1 "Stay with Me" @ JBTV 7/30/2015 YouTube video by TrickyDicks

This is a really good cover. youtu.be/U2r-2ePqmWk?...