Dave Holmes

Got into this here www.esquire.com/news-politic...

One day I will see the name “Markwayne Mullin” and not read “Mudvayne,” but today is not that day.

What’s Wrong with Pete Hegseth? Our secretary of defense—who insists you call him secretary of war—is a deeply insecure man. We’ll be lucky to survive him.

I don’t know about this guy y’all www.esquire.com/news-politic...

I a little bit hope the apocalypse is nigh, because I want to see Jesus just absolutely crank this dude in the mouth.

The delivery of “I asked God to forgive me. He has” is really something to behold.

“Iran, I hate you and I hate your ass face!”

I want to say this delicately, but if you can’t see and hear the Corky St. Clair in this, I can’t help you.

Also, did effeminate boys of the 20th century NOT get constantly told they were girls by peers/coaches/whoever? “You run/throw/laugh like a girl” etc? I got plenty of that shit, and it did not take, because effeminate and trans are not the same thing.

Absolutely insane she doesn’t have a hair fan

Kinda dares you not to call it Epstein Fury

Mid-career Danielle Steel soundin ass

“People who have no idea what the real World is about“ put this in my head and now yours youtu.be/9OP5UE-1NU8?...

Squirrel as a Weapon is my favorite later-career Pat Benatar song.

we don’t deserve you

My 94-year-old mother gets 30+ spam calls a day between her iPhone and her landline. So now she turns off the former, unplugs the latter, and is unreachable to her family. Makes me fucking furious.

The mediocrity of evil

This guy gets it.

Oh god there is also the “frankly” where he says the same thing twice and then “frankly” and then says the same thing again. This pizza is o-shaped and a circle and frankly round.

I am a strong “we love it don’t we folks.”

The Republican Party Is So Tacky Now The party of Lincoln has been reduced to RFK Jr. and Kid Rock's "workout" video. Are they really OK with that?

Thoughts on The Video. www.esquire.com/news-politic...

I guess I’m not shocked that the Republicans I grew up with ended up not really caring about small government or states’ rights or, like, NATO. But I’m genuinely surprised and disappointed they haven’t distanced themselves from this tacky nonsense.

I am absolutely death bed hallucinating this entire moment in history

The screeching drone cameras following all the olympic downhill athletes are very Phantasm.

Thank you for your honesty.

Imagine holding these two thoughts in your head simultaneously:
1) I used to do cocaine off of toilet seats.
2) Here is some advice.

Dawson’s Creek watch from the top but we do it like it’s book club, DMs are open

I’m a pacifist to my core, but how about we each identify the people in our lives who think this guy is worth listening to and just punch the fuck out of them in front of as many people as possible

James Van Der Beek Was Every Bit the Man He Appeared On Screen The actor, who made his name as a thinking man's heartthrob in 'Dawson's Creek' and 'Varsity Blues,' died today at the age of 48.

I wanted to share this @daveholmes.bsky.social tribute to James Van Der Beek.

I knew James too. Dave captures him perfectly. He was funny as hell but kind and decent to his core.

A truly great father, above all. He put a lot of love into this world.

www.esquire.com/entertainmen...