Headline: An Amazon exec says it’s time for workers to ‘disagree and commit’ to an office return: ‘I don’t have data to back it up, but I know it’s better’
People are going to be more productive if they go back to the office
Source: I made it up
i hate what twitters become but also how can i be here full time when y’all don’t give me attention
FUCK i missed the opportunity to say asspology
i am humbled
thank you for your grace 🙏🏻
posting an obvious cry for help and then quickly posting a silly joke to even things out
whoops forgot this app existed for a month, pls accept this apology ass
fog through trees
fog towards the ocean looking over a field
me with the ocean and fog behind me
fogcore
feeling garfield mode today except unlike that lazy piece of shit i have a reason to hate mondays
Tim Robinson saying "I just really want to be here I love you"
Logging into Bluesky and seeing people I enjoy
adrien brody awakens something animal inside me
garfield phone on shelf at antique store
she used to call me on her garphone
I hate a “help yourself to anything in the kitchen” mf who gets mad when I take the fridge
having trouble finding all my mutuals here so if it helps, i’m posting my old profile pictures in hopes it jogs your memory! reskeet to help me find my precious babies 💕
the three Bs
I’ll sign up for threads only if i get to make death threats at Zuckerberg
i’m gonna fuck a short king later, so yeah, i guess you could call me an ally 💅🏻
i heard a rumor y’all don’t like ass as much as twitter 👀
Tim Robinson sitting at an office desk saying we should be able to be a little horny on main.”
Bluesky users be like:
have you seen this? have you heard about this?
tysm!! 🙈
somethin bout braids
jack and diane hits so much harder after the thrill of living is gone
chris dorner
pat tillman
thinking of our troops today 🫡
i bet they will if you ask, they’re high af
“tits or ass?” bro her extensive knowledge of stardew valley and the sims
it’s raining in new york city today. if you live someplace where it’s not and you post about your cookout, you know what that’s called? gatekeeping. good to know you’re having fun though
Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends
