Poor Lu
11.03.2026 02:17
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Poor Lu
Really zoned out today. Glad I got the donation for groceries, handled that today, but I'm so tired. Just bone deep exhaustion
I fucking hate the Michael Ian black boss fight it’s so annoying.
A box of chicken in a brisket crackers and a can of clover valley spray snack cheese product, cheddar flavor
Repost to scare a British person.
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
10 years! Mad. Happy birthday Aubree!
Me: Shawty said her intelligence ain't artificial so don't prompt her!!!
Guy in the audience who stands up and is suddenly 6'5": Shawty did NOT say that
Me: 😃🙂😶😅😳🤢🪦
drawing I did for fun based on a cover from a 1948 Fritzi Ritz comic
societies typically talk about human cognition as working similarly to whatever is seen as the latest and greatest technology. that’s why we currently describe the brain as a roguelike deckbuilding game about characters making their way up a spire
i just inherited my grandma's 23 low mileage trailblazer after years in a piece of shit civic so I'm having new car joy too. Want to race?
Deflection: the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will
nice car!!
Obi Wan Kenobi, cow-adjacent man, saying “That’s moo” as the Millennium Falcon approaches cow tools in space.
Good aftermoo
@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
I mean, I was fired for having cancer two weeks after receiving a merit raise, so that should tell all of us working folks that nothing is beyond the pale for corporations.
Mahzipan put that fweakin sandwich down
At least somebody got paid for the assets
If i did the murder if want any police officer from A Pup Named Scooby Doo. Because they’re worse at their job than a group of small children.
Probably bbc Sherlock. His show was bad but he’s essentially superhuman.
……did i do the murder?
Still nervous about bills this month. Skating by on just enough then getting a $400 gas bill really sucks.
Hank isn’t in it but you do meet enrico matassa, Russian guyovitch, and The Bat
i don't wear tracksuits, that just seemed funny to say
see you at the track pal
The rear camera of a Nissan, with the guidelines clearly wibbly and uneven
A closeup of the lines, it’s much worse
I’m in a rental car (a Nissan Versa, supposedly a real car) and I absolutely cannot get over the CLEARLY FREEHAND-DRAWN lines on the backup camera??!?
I stress to you, reader, these are the lines that appear on the car’s display. They are not the kind that “bends” it’s just an MSPaint PNG.