The labour party would rather we just upped and off'd ourselves so they don't have to go to the effort of forcing greater exclusions and discriminations, but we'll call their 'other attempts' at genocide "Plan B" for now.
Maybe "Plan AΒ½", I dunno.
13.03.2026 15:52
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Now bbc newshite, riddle me this:
How stupid do you think your viewers are and how long have you thought it?
Jeez you expect people to just hand over the license fee FOR THIS????
"ChUrCHiLl oN bAnK nOtEs iS *tHe* iSsUe oF tHe dAy nOt tHe pOtEnTiAl fOr WWIII wE aRe vErY sMaRt"
Fuck. Me.
13.03.2026 12:57
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It's unhelpful, butβ¦
β¨le gaspβ¨
β¨le shockβ¨
13.03.2026 10:57
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It's shredded my outdoor furniture covers π€¬
I guess I got lucky this time; last time we had wind like this the same covers ended up ΒΌmile down the road π
I hate the wind.
12.03.2026 19:00
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"Our nearly 80 year-old free healthcare system is amazing and we must do all we can to protect it."
Great, when is the by-election in streety-weety's ward?
I assume that's how you're going to protect the NHS - by putting Wesley "Ernst RΓΆhm" Streeting in prison for murder???
Otherwise, resign π
12.03.2026 18:53
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Did⦠did some slugs crawl out of the vegetation behind him???
10.03.2026 11:03
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Mr Pollard, I used to respect you; you seemed to not only talk the talk but walk the walk.
But now you're a part of a govt hellbent on social murder and, I'm afraid, that blood does not easily wash off your hands.
I wish you well and hope you're not caught up in the forthcoming.
10.03.2026 10:46
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a guide to flaming out
YouTube video by Innuendo Studios
new video
youtu.be/zv1SFurxwbE
09.03.2026 14:42
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Thank you β€οΈ
09.03.2026 15:53
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Can always buy from Venezuela. I hear they have some pretty terrible crude deposits that could come onto the open market now the Straight of Hormuz is blockaded.
I also hear the US is acting as a sales authority and Qatar is helping store the profits.
Just a thought.
09.03.2026 13:52
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It seems to be. My old phone had this little "stick-man" icon on the "triangle circle square" bar, but now it's in the pull-down menu thingy, apparently.
It's part of the phone and, if available, makes lots of things accessible and not just webpages. It can also textβspeech as well which is helpful
09.03.2026 12:33
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On Android phones you can add an accessibility feature which shows up as a little symbol on the bottom bar thingy. Clicking that while on these local news pages puts them into a reading mode that strips away all the nonsense, making the page actually readable.
No idea about other phone brands.
09.03.2026 11:08
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I have a friend who had a Pitbull and she was so soft she'd blindly bonk her head into lampposts on walks.
While people would cross the street to avoid her, she had cartoon Tweety-Pies and stars dancing around her head after the umpteenth time she'd walked headlong into an obvious obstacle π€·ββοΈπ
09.03.2026 11:01
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I've known more nasty sheepdogs than pitbulls. We even had a sheepdog with a major screw loose once upon a time, had to re-home him because he just couldn't be trusted. Never met a Pitbull that wasn't the sweetest pooch.
This is both metaphorical and not metaphorical at the same time.
09.03.2026 10:38
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If hormones, or puberty blockers, were so dangerous, nobody would be allowed them.
That some people are and that trans kids can even, notionally at least, stay on them if already prescribed, tells you all you need to know.
09.03.2026 08:21
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I forgot to get VAT receipts, can I still claim my expenses?
Also, what code do I claim against, and which departmental budget do I attach to my claim?
08.03.2026 19:06
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08.03.2026 00:05
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One is totally evil beyond redemption and wants to skin a bunch of kids for nothing more or less than personal vanity, and the other is cruella de vil.
08.03.2026 00:01
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You should change your handle to
Labour lies
Or
Labour's lost
Also, you know posting bullshit like this leaves competent people questioning your integrity and trustworthiness, right? I certainly do; but then, I'm competent, plus I have integrity and trustworthiness, soβ¦ y'knowβ¦
06.03.2026 16:53
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Killing children at home as well as abroad.
For how much they carp on about protecting children, they sure do like a lil' infanticide.
06.03.2026 08:19
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It's just broken that the husband of one of your MPs has been arrested for spying for the Chinese, yet here you are wanting to poke around in children's phones, presumably spying for palantir?
Or are you trying to identify trans kids for a lil' (more) social murder?
Fucking joke of a government.
05.03.2026 18:33
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Honestly? I didn't realise there were enough functionally literate neonazis in the world to prop up something like reduxx. Thought it woulda gone under years ago.
Maybe we should start a "reading reduxx is woke" rumour and watch the idiotic wasps lose their collective minds π€·ββοΈπ
04.03.2026 12:04
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Oh wow that's incredible!
04.03.2026 11:11
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Vote Plaid
Vote Green
03.03.2026 21:03
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The cheap shot is commenting on that lipstick colour with her complexion and that blazer, but I couldn't possibly.
Probably better to assume the facial expression is her trying to think up new ways to socially murder trans people because liebour lost the G&D seat to the Green Party.
02.03.2026 23:08
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There's so many jokes one could make about Kruger in the bedroom, but I'm afraid that (a) they'll breach copyright laws surrounding the "Elm St" franchise and (b) they'll just be gauche and devastatingly boring - y'know, like fanny kruger himself.
Fanny Kruger. It's even syllabically matched.
02.03.2026 23:01
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Why do they spaff themselves into comatose levels of stupidity for artificiality and fakery that would make Hollywood's best throw themselves into an active volcano, rather than suffer the 2nd hand embarrassment that places like Dubai bring.
I'll never understand the cishets π€·ββοΈ
02.03.2026 22:08
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Put him on the front lines in Iran.
28.02.2026 11:12
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They completely lost their marbles over it, largely because NONE of them have enough about them to come up with a different strategy, no matter what events and voters tell them.
As far as I'm concerned they're all demonstrably engaging in criminal behaviour now, and should be imprisoned for it.
28.02.2026 11:00
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Evil people doing evil things; what they use to cover their acts of evil is irrelevant since, y'know, evil.
28.02.2026 10:54
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