Smonking weem
08.03.2026 04:10
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Smonking weem
For Sale:
My FIFA Peace Prize
Started war :(
“warmaking, a friend/enemy battle”
- Ross Douthat
When you run for political office IT IS your job to motivate the people that stay home…
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their Senators from South Carolina
i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
I don’t think we should attack Cuba at all but it would be very funny if Trump’s sundowning war plans accidentally led to the US having a new state full of millions of avowed communists
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.
So as leader you will guarantee that your unruly caucus of out of touch septuagenarians won’t magically find six or seven votes for him that just happen to not be running for reelection in the next cycle?
Anybody who is vaccine hesitant in 2026 should not be a parent
Hopefully every Dem member of the Senate puts up a giant poster of this picture behind them for the hearings about this idiot chud getting appointed to replace Noem
Kristi Noem being put in charge of something called SHIELD seems pretty suspicious
Now Senate can put hold on Mullin until Dems DHS demands are met
He’s gonna toss out a D6 huh?
Making myself sick thinking about the burnt ass meal this heroin addict whips up while cooking shirtless in jeans
Why did Donald Trump pardon so many pedophiles?
feels like a minute since i have pointed out that donald trump has pardoned more child sex offenders than every other president of the united states combined
You might want to talk to more Texans. Being a republican isn’t nearly as important to them as not being “a loser” which is how they have painted democrats since the 90’s but these fools are getting asked if they support pedophiles every time they say they are republicans and it is breaking them
He might be the only real contender rn
Nobody cares what this guy thinks. He’s been coasting off of Obama’s success like a remora for years
North America, the Darkest Continent
What counts as great stuff?
The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students — and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"
Not gonna share the video of Republican US Senator Tim Sheehy breaking a protesting Marine's hand, but you can find it on @charlotteclymer.bsky.social's timeline.
I'll just say that in a functional country, Sheehy would be expelled by the Senate.
Democratic Senators should publicly push for that.
Remember, the government can afford to make our lives better, but they would prefer to make the lives of the other humans on Earth worse instead
Good lord
Enya, Earth Crisis, Judge tour when?
Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.