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Amanda Boekelheide

@amandaboekelheide

contrarian & cyborg. actor. odd jobist. lover of tilda/es & ampersands. writer. shakespeare aficionado. q4q & t4t. they/them for those who can hack it

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Nnnnooooossssssseeee ๐Ÿ’œ

07.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Verrrrry seriousssss

07.03.2026 05:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'Listen, normies, there is nothing funny about interpretive dance'

07.03.2026 02:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you ever feel that you encounter your friends in literature or poems or films and you see the alternate universe that they never entered into, some timeline that didn't come to fruition in the real world but remains as an echo in a piece of art? I see you there, now

07.03.2026 01:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a bottle of wine, some dangerous mushrooms, and tall candles right about now

07.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The other day, I had some people in my apartment trying to tell me some things about radiators that were total bullshit when all they had to do was turn the heat on, and I tell you the way I shooed them out of there as if they were kids on my lawn

06.03.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing makes me furious faster than a malfunctioning computer

06.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crack crack boom

06.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Squats

06.03.2026 07:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me too. And as a bonus, opposite #stile

05.03.2026 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

'I have usernames that are older than you are'

06.03.2026 06:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'I'm gonna wash you like a dirty dish'

06.03.2026 04:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Sometimes. But not in this phallic instance

06.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'If you can't have fun mercilessly humiliating your compatriots, you're never going to make it out of here'

06.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Be with me always, take any form'

05.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I'd find a middle ground if I could

05.03.2026 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let's not ever though because it is smol and endangered

05.03.2026 13:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lolololl I promise if you were to stay calm and have a battle with that parrot you would win

05.03.2026 13:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seditious swim

05.03.2026 06:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And a treasonous cycle

05.03.2026 06:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love a good treacherous hike

05.03.2026 06:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That thing can't even fly

05.03.2026 04:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear you, I have the attention span of a gnat a lot of the time

05.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bird is so rapey yet vulnerable because it's so small. All the humans would have to do is like, fling it, but of course they would never

05.03.2026 03:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You aren't, but I'd recommend reading some

05.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love this video

05.03.2026 03:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Fire Next Time - Wikipedia

Mostly his book 'The Fire Next Time:' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fir...

05.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'Corridors of disquietude'

04.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Souuuupppp dumplingggssss

04.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0