Nnnnooooossssssseeee ๐
Nnnnooooossssssseeee ๐
Verrrrry seriousssss
'Listen, normies, there is nothing funny about interpretive dance'
Do you ever feel that you encounter your friends in literature or poems or films and you see the alternate universe that they never entered into, some timeline that didn't come to fruition in the real world but remains as an echo in a piece of art? I see you there, now
I need a bottle of wine, some dangerous mushrooms, and tall candles right about now
The other day, I had some people in my apartment trying to tell me some things about radiators that were total bullshit when all they had to do was turn the heat on, and I tell you the way I shooed them out of there as if they were kids on my lawn
Nothing makes me furious faster than a malfunctioning computer
Crack crack boom
Squats
Me too. And as a bonus, opposite #stile
'I have usernames that are older than you are'
'I'm gonna wash you like a dirty dish'
Sometimes. But not in this phallic instance
'If you can't have fun mercilessly humiliating your compatriots, you're never going to make it out of here'
'Be with me always, take any form'
I think I'd find a middle ground if I could
Let's not ever though because it is smol and endangered
Lolololl I promise if you were to stay calm and have a battle with that parrot you would win
Seditious swim
And a treasonous cycle
I love a good treacherous hike
That thing can't even fly
I hear you, I have the attention span of a gnat a lot of the time
The bird is so rapey yet vulnerable because it's so small. All the humans would have to do is like, fling it, but of course they would never
You aren't, but I'd recommend reading some
I love this video
Mostly his book 'The Fire Next Time:' en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fir...
'Corridors of disquietude'
Souuuupppp dumplingggssss