Hey brother been a minute since I hollered at ya. Yeah I got hoisted by my own petard. You think you can do a brotha a solid so he doesn't get his just deserts. Cmon big dog you know I'd have your back if karma was beating that ass
New column from the ants: People are not dumping sugar on their counters and floors and leaving it. That's a problem
One day we will tell the kids about how the whole extended family used to sit down and watch whisky Friday with Tony dookie and they won't believe us
Nancy 3/3/26
cropped, this chart becomes amazing
Our messaging about Oklahoma is thankfully starting to take hold in the greater consciousness of the world
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These violent ferments have violent ends
guy who can’t run for president because he refused to say how hard hed poke the tummy of the pilsburry dough boy ($1.5 billion in financial assets overseas being used to arm insurgents for the CIA)
At some point the brands will absorb the lessons from our political innovators and have campaigns like "Lol what are you gonna do not eat it" and "It's fucking Coke dumbass"
Surely they have a very earnest young pastor or something but honestly i don't want to funnel their energy into electoralism they need to be doing first reformed shit
"Hey give him a break he's not a real Nazi he just has median voter syndrome!"
Oh ok let's make him a US senator then
He cannot effectively combat Zionism because he has poisoned his very body with hatred. Any time he opens his mouth the answer will be (understandably!) "Aren't you the guy with the Nazi tattoo?"
This guy is a mega doofus and a weird liar hand picked by the pod jons and defended by piss pant bloggers, he will accomplish nothing progressive, he will immediately start taking the big bags of money. I could tell you that by the people supporting him tattoo or not
Would an anti semite take off his shirt to brandish his SS tattoo in front of Jewish guests? Use your common sense people!
It's good for my body and I need it
Thank you secretary of war grok
Netter's illustration of a dry dunk
(swarm of nanobots reknitting papery skin torn by the effort of smiling)
Oh give me a break he's had so much work done
It's all the adrenochrome
Pathetic. A real Tugger wouldn't hide it
For their many sins, Radiologists should have to do clinic visits where they go through every slice of scans while patients go "what is that. What is that. Ok what is that. What's that smudge? What is that? Doesn't look like nothing to me!!! THERE! right 🫵 there. Is that cancer? What is that. OMG wh
Shamma lamma ding dog
Shamma wamma wow
Playing devil music
Gonna sacrifice a cow
A wop bob a loo bop, a wop bob a loo bop Call me tarantula Call me tarantula The god tarantula All hail tarantula
Playing the new Rob Zombie and he’s still definitely doing this stuff
For God's sake tell them to stop adding enrichment to my enclosure I've had enough
Great weather to get a penile cerclage
If you have this and a stack of baby wipes you'll always be fresh
Vicious, greedy, ruled by a senile pedophile autocrat. No longer even interested in maintaining the decorum of liberalism. Just a big greasy middle finger in the world's face
