Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity

who knew my biggest weakness is the designs in the security liners of envelopes??

I will sponsor this but we’re going to need to rent out an actual gymnasium

a protest sign "they have us fighting over the crumbs"

you guys are getting crumbs?

don’t get into collage or blackout poetry if you get a lot of junk mail bc the artist lens sees far too much ~potential~ in each piece of bullshit

I hate that as a culture we from upon critical thinking and then flatten both cultures and religions to the most basic points the concept of intersectionality is non existent

It’s dog eat dog out there

donating to charity is the most ethical way to get photos of starving children emailed to you on the regular

one day I’ll be old man holding the zeep zorp asking if I need to bleep the blorp 100s of individual times even though the young person helping me had thoroughly explained than the blorps don’t bleep anymore.

I will probably definitely be making more lol

this is cracking me up.

i feel like I chose well when I locked in on him.

a brooch or boutonnière make of artificial roses, wire, beads, and tassels. The beads spell “resist”

hey do you have a teen in your life prepping for prom season?? may I drop some inspiration you can pass on to them?
BOUTONNIÈRES OF RESISTANCE

Too often I think we view misogyny through the lens of women’s responsibility—do women cause misogyny, how can women avoid misogyny, how can we blame women, always—instead of recognizing that there is literally no way to opt out of or avoid misogyny entirely, because our whole society is built on it

I don’t think Everest has thought about us either.

Hallmark (channel 67 if you had Everest). played from 3pm-5pm CST & re-run the episodes @ 10pm-midnight. halfway thru the year the afternoon schedule would bump to 4pm-6pm CST which i preferred bc the DIY channel aired a jewelry making TV show & Knitty Gritty.

I changed the sheets at 2am, it had to be done and I slept for 6 hours straight in my fresh sheets.

when the other nerds are shocked that I wasn’t into dorky shit when I was a kid, I guess that they are lacking the context that as an 8yo girly girl in the 00s, I was obsessed w/ M*A*S*H in a way that was not exactly helping me socially & I knew at the time that I couldn’t afford to get any weirder

step aside memorized-the-names-of-dinosaurs autistics and bow down to my superior intellect… today the TL is talking about my most special special interest: M*A*S*H.

I open my mouth to make a joke but it’s just the BWAH BWAHNA BWAHNA BAH BAH BWAAAHHHH of the horn playing the final notes of the song, and it’s like crazy loud for some reason

if workers had real rights & everyone was paid decently on top of their UBI… the animals would also be treated wayyy better.

I will advocate for animal’s rights just as soon as every human has rights that are fully protected.

it’s always a white lady that cares too much over animals in order to compensate for not caring about humans at all

Another PSA: if you are actively sick and look terrible and announce to us how sick you are, don’t come into a public office!!

if gender is so innate why does it need deputized citizens to meticulously enforce it?

Never too many

doing that thing where u stay up past ur bedtime, get a little loopy, and accidentally do several chores very very slowly

Last week I kept coming up with ideas for words to spell with beads so now I have like dozens of coke baggies with letter beads in them that I have to unscramble. talk about friction maxing

The people of Minnesota have taken ti forming musical traffic jams to make ICE live as inconveniently as possible

ICE will lose to the will of We The People

from my castle this has been an A+ thunderstorm. no scary sounds just lots of good flashes and rumbles.