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Jordan Sazant

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Corporate Restructuring Attorney at Proskauer in Chicago Canadian born and raised πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ #ElbowsUp Dodgers, Devils, and Ravens.

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Shut it all down

05.03.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I uhh... wat

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna pound so much cake today

04.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a threat?

04.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We went to the Maldives for our honeymoon and spent a couple days at the World Fair in Dubai on our way back. Was a lovely trip, will never forget our hot air balloon over the desert

03.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to run red light Calgary, Alberta - Alberta Premier Danielle Smith has once again invoked the notwithstanding clause, something meant for only the most dire times to pass legislation, to get around a small legal probl...

Danielle Smith uses notwithstanding clause to run red light

02.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 685 πŸ” 167 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 10

You spelled Braydyn wrong

28.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't keep up, I thought this was a new explanation for the first incident

27.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every stage of this process - his arrest, spending a year in jail, being dumped on the streets to die - would be deeply shameful in a society that actually valued human life.

27.02.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 4514 πŸ” 1344 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 27

Eagles fans about to throw a fit

26.02.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is for Alito IMO

26.02.2026 22:14 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

26.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 12899 πŸ” 4777 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 109

Such a shame he has to work on his defense for 2 months to really get there

24.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JD

24.02.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Matt Waldroff

24.02.2026 18:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Voted - good luck!

24.02.2026 07:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not emotionally or physically equipped for 3 on 3 Gold Medal OT

22.02.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This can't be real. The timeline can't be this dumb

22.02.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Les Wexner's attorney during the House Oversight Committee deposition on Epstein:

"I will fucking kill you if you answer another question with more than five words."

19.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 4601 πŸ” 1296 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 386

If the NBA implements it, is it the Gold Plan or the Silver Plan? @downgoesbrown.bsky.social

19.02.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It makes no sense!

"Be your true self" and "do Botox" are completely contradictory!!

19.02.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The last movie I saw before COVID hit was CATS... so upsetting

18.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, a red maple leaf at least

18.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mitch Marner always comes through in the clutch

18.02.2026 18:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

McDavid, MacKinnon, Makar is an absolutely unfair overtime line

18.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't even know they were engaged

17.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow. Just read the opening grafs of this opinion on Trump's ordered removal of an exhibition on the treatment of slaves in Philadelphia. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

16.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 526 πŸ” 227 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 25

Two teams of toddler PokΓ©mon play every first intermission, chasing the puck as a group and blindly attacking

15.02.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure this means he has ghosts in his elbow

15.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is wildly appropriate ☠️

13.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 5559 πŸ” 1624 πŸ’¬ 324 πŸ“Œ 179