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Rupert Schminkeldorf

@rupertdawiz

Concocting vile spells all made to inconvenience your life, occasional dog poisoner he/him Also the owner of the foul @diggingupgraves.bsky.social

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Latest posts by Rupert Schminkeldorf @rupertdawiz

I clogged the toilet with a gnome πŸ₯°

07.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They say a Rupert can't get pregnant twice yet here I am yet again talking about mpreg

03.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.01.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They're fucking killing me here Wizard Student

06.01.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You think I don't have a microplastics taster? You'd be right. My balls hurt

06.01.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Two goblins lie and a third one doubts. Wait no two goblins die and. Wait no uh. One goblin is dead and the other is lying. FUCK. Two goblins eat hot chip? I don't remember I can't focus she took the fucking kids what am I gonna DO

29.12.2025 23:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Solve my evil wizard riddle

29.12.2025 11:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨VOICE ACTOR AUDITIONS🚨

have YOU 🫡 ever wanted to be a bumbling guard? well now you can be immortalized forever in a Video Game. send your application to my email! I'll start reviewing submissions next week with the goal of finalizing casting in early January

23.12.2025 15:06 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to learn the mystical mysteries of the worm

08.11.2025 14:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow shirt is standing in a diner looking at something . Alt: I must feast, I hunger

πŸ‘€πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ˆ

08.11.2025 08:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just don't get caught???

07.11.2025 07:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh that's so kind of you wait WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE CRYSTALS? (Thank you hihi)

07.11.2025 00:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You burned my skin away two days ago but I appreciate the toasting 🍻

07.11.2025 00:30 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What an ingenious idea! Cloning goblins for my own amusement. I must steal it immediately!

06.11.2025 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy I sure hope they weren't the one to help me get back my ex-wi-FUCK

06.11.2025 22:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You ever used your magic piss to level a tower?

06.11.2025 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Killed a goblin for my birthday 🎈

06.11.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Spell of force of korean sandwich

06.11.2025 20:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drink my wicked potions

06.11.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think they know about wizards?

06.11.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That'd probably kill it and make it easier to eat

05.11.2025 05:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Would you settle for evil slime?

05.11.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you like wizards?

03.11.2025 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've replaced your delicious chips with crippling bone tortures. Enjoy!

03.11.2025 07:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Been eating a lot of spiders lately

03.11.2025 07:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They did this to a Rupert yesterday

01.11.2025 23:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And?

01.11.2025 23:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Luckily she only eats little elves

01.11.2025 23:36 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Here it is! Been working on this for the past month. Longer than I should, some stuff (pen breaking) got in the way. It's silly, nonsensical, wonkily drawn, but I had fun and I'm happy to make a proper comic after so long. Hope y'all enjoy it too
#comics #art #Iloveburgers

28.10.2025 14:10 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

OrcHub, situated in Orc City?

28.10.2025 19:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0