I once tossed a pizza crust to the floor. In my mother’s house. Where there are no dogs. 🤦♀️
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I once tossed a pizza crust to the floor. In my mother’s house. Where there are no dogs. 🤦♀️
That and Ao3 kudos
The secret third thing is that the idea leaves me in peace. Until the next one comes along. I’m like an exorcist for plot demons and my only client is myself.
I also discovered this threat is doubly effective when made while watching old Markiplier videos and eating a pack of smooshed Gushers.
Maaaaaan I’ll be lucky to still be walking at half her age. Human bodies suck.
I discovered a new threat I can level against my adult children. “I’ll be FINE alone all weekend. I’m gonna text a guy named TBone.”
We could just fall back instead of spring forward. Could fall back every weekend. Time is made up.
there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for
Ahhhh if it had been “The Broken Earth” books I could have said “bear with it, there’s a reason!” But I don’t know this one, alas.
What book is it?
Don’t give up. The best potatoes of your life may yet be ahead of you.
Cavia aperea, wild guinea pig
“What was the wild ancestor of the guinea pig? Because these things are just like, meat potatoes.” Looks them up. “Nope, still meat potatoes.”
I wonder what vitamin I am missing that I have been srsly craving lemons. Just ate a fucken lemon like it was an orange. (I do take multivitamins)
Was talking with a friend about psychological addiction in animals: “I bet bonobos could get fucking HOOKED on Ao3”
Or, hear me out, 26 cats, 12 dogs, a full size donkey, and 7 miniature goats
GREAT NEWS!
I posted a video of a bobcat, and my mother asked me “Is that your new kitty?” This is the same woman who, as a child, brought home 3 bobcat kittens; her father then had to go put the kittens back, KNOWING THERE WAS AN ENRAGED BOBCAT NEARBY. She refuses to learn what a bobcat looks like, it seems.
Angry gray tuxedo cat flopped on my hip
YES. Here is Sylveon, looking angry because the dog was nearby. (That dog has never done a single thing to her except fear her.)
I signed up to help with the Democrat caucus this Saturday. They have me making PHONE CALLS this week.
Past Me wrote socializing checks that Present Me is having to cover.
(Clarification: this is me screaming about how “Just move!” is so beyond most people, and how my heart hurts for them.)
“Enchanté,” I say, shaking your dog’s paw.
Marcel Duchamp would have such interesting things to say about AI.
Marcel Duchamp beside his wheel on a stool
What if I just let it rotate on a stool in my brain?
The internet sucks now. I guess I am going to buy BOOKS like I wanted to do in the first place. (This post brought to you by my failed attempt to find a good tutorial for sewing double pointed back darts in a dress that actually look good.
KELSEY I PAID SO MUCH GODDAMN MONEY TO MOVE HERE TO PROGRESSIVE-VILLE
IT WAS NOT LUCK, IT WAS EXPENSIVE
Now, the series of events that led to me having a career that actually made money? THAT had a big dose of luck.
Hey @stuckyparty.bsky.social this is my rep, this is why I can be less balls-to-batshit-bananas when I call my reps, compared to you in Texas. He’s already doing what I’d want him to do. It’s such a wild difference.
Well, to be fair, my congress rep (not senator, HoR) Joe Neguse is one of the most vocal opponents of All This Shit™️. If I still lived in Texas, yeah, I would have to yell a lot louder.
Yeah. I left a message for mine saying I supported any power-check they could manage, blah blah blah, because I WOKE UP TO WAR.
