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luigi mangione, smiling politely

Joanna was shocked when she heard about that. What is he doing paying you in cash? she said. Is he like a drug dealer or something? Marianne said she thought he was some kind of property developer. Oh, said Joanna. Wow, that’s much worse.

great

most of the conversations i have with my cat are me very sincerely asking her if she has considered slowing her roll and her replying by tearing into the hallway at such speed that she knocks over my bike and gains one additional level of ptsd

officers do not interact

that should cover it

my two most common crimes are running red lights and breaching gdpr [PARODY ACCOUNT DISCLAIMER]

i do really wish i could lock this account so i could repeatedly break various data protection laws

yesterday they went to muscle brothers and they indeed meet a couple of muscular brothers

they were like ‘haddock town is really far from the sea, so why is it called haddock town’ and verbally i go ‘well thats the mystery isnt it’ and mentally i go ‘??????’

i started running a dnd game with a map based on the lothians but with plays on all the place names like ‘muscle brothers’, ‘wrath gate’, bridge of gore’ and so on. all well and good until the party approaches one of these places and i have to figure out what the hell goes on there

typing out ‘badreads’ as a joke but then its actually real

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