Story

is the yuletide…you know

how do we know any of this would kill a small Victorian child? what if it made them stronger, more powerful?

Spotify: March was your Francophile Cowgirl Crush Punk phase
Me: Uh huh that’s right
Spotify: In July you had a Surf Princess Girl Math Autoerotic-core moment
Me: I recall that, yes

Seconding!!!

You're Wrong About with Sarah Marshall PLEASE

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

friends, romans, cunts: listen up

Kiki the calico/tabby cat sitting on a table raising one paw in the air for some insane reason

Hello Mrs Stinky

mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus

A poem for my last day working at the writing center for the semester (by Joseph Fasano)

maybe that's my problem, then 😂😂😂

ok I followed you because of this post. I was searching for other "dissertation" based posts because i'm wallowing in the "just got notes back" bog and needed to not feel alone.

You have your cleaning metaphor, and I have my looping thought of "i'm writing a dissertation for the end of the world."

What are these tour prices?????

Real big year for folks who've been mercilessly torn to shreds on Maintenance Phase, huh?

Would you rather be a skeleton playing another skeletons ribs like a xylophone or a frog in a hat dancing vaudeville style. You can be honest with me

I wish I could tell trees that the universe exists...

blsky... i'm starting to laugh again at a social media feed....

oh yeah, it’s panic attack tuesday

Taking my Dune worm popcorn bucket into the Wicked screening and telling everyone it’s in the movie

bro everyone is kinda pissed about how much you took from the horn of plenty

Sure, I’ll say grace at your thanksgiving dinner, if by grace you mean singing every song in Jesus Christ Superstar the rock opera

Congrats!!! Major major major deal 🩷

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Oh my God this is so scary!!!!

I'm paying them minimum wage to stare at you

THE BEST. Currently on the second rewatch in 2 months, lol.

📚 the guest- Emma cline
🎥 Twilight
💿 Punisher
📺 Gilmore girls