Seems fine

Coffeeheads love to be like "It's nutty bold dark roast with hints of caramel and lilacs" and it tastes like doo doo with hints of poo poo

The guy from Cake, firing up the roaster to a preheat temp of 465 to kick off a full production day with a goal of 200lbs.

He’s roasting the beans

Coffee LinkedIn: are you ready to take your roasting profiles to the next level?
Me, snickering: what like a fuckin dark roast

You either die having to use Slack at your corporate job or live long enough to have to use Slack at your coffee biz

Man it really does suck huh. At least we have plenty of US grown organic direct trade coffee

Been gone buying US grown coffee for the last two months, what did I miss

People being like, “is this the fourth wave?” is the equivalent of boomers being like, “is this what the kids like now?”

Why don’t people serve split shots. One for you, one for the homie

Gonna start calling cappuccinos hot foam lattes

Listen, all the powder coated la Marzoccos look sick as hell but the chrome ones allow you to stare into the void

You guys see square mile has a bellwether or

The Venn diagram of people who drink nitro cold brew and have those sunglasses that cover an excessive amount of your face is a circle

One day people will classify cold brew based on the temperature of the cold water.

Yo Mike, did you try that 50 degree cold brew? Makes the 60 degree stuff seem pedestrian you know dawg

Cafiza washes away all sins

In extremely Tony Soprano

In this roastery, we don’t disrespect the French press. That thing’s been holdin’ it down since before half these clowns even knew what a bloom was. You want clean cups? Go talk to a dishwasher.

Not enough love for the triumphant return of the Mazzer mini

Shouting “In this economy?!?” Every time someone suggests a pour over dose above 1:18

Wicked sound policy moves

We have two pallets of coffee, aka 3,000lbs, coming from Colombia in 2 weeks. Before April 9th that cost $17k. Now it’s $18,700k all because some assholes are cool with destabilizing the entire world economy to “bring back jobs” which is actually going to put a ton of people out of business and work

Trade deficits do not mean you’re getting ripped off. Especially when a specific commodity isn’t produced at a global or national scale in your country

You guys ready to pay $8 for a drip at your local cafe or what

A 1:15 ratio!? In this economy!??

Coffee ppl be like: tell me the origin, producer details, masl and processing specifics. If you don’t you’re trash.

Coffee ppl at a brewery: this double ipa is piney with citrus and vanilla. I like it and therefore the brewery is quality and need no further information.

Coffee beef is so funny. Like oh you don’t do true bean water like we do lmao grow up

They call me bilbo the way I be baggins this coffee

This red honey process is stone fruit forward with a clean mango white claw finish

Gonna start dropping in wild ass tasting notes on bags. This natural has notes of dark chocolate, fig and cinnamon zyn

Our green scale has betrayed me

Boomers will be like: my coffee got cold. Guess it’s iced coffee now