Abbey Chord 🎵

I was going to say Fight Test as an opener.

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Not one of these ghouls knows a trans kid, understands anything about the actual circumstances or humanity of trans kids, or gives a shit. To them, trans kids play a purely symbolic role: they are a Weak Other that can be abused as form of collective self-soothing. So fucking gross.

Leave my mermaid queen alone!

What if the Sabers win the Cup before the Bills win the Super Bowl?

It’s a good thing T-Mobile is paying for it or it may have never happened.

Markwayne Mullin looks and sounds like some backwoods ding-dong that Raylan Givens has to throw in his car trunk on JUSTIFIED

Oof. Good luck. I’ve still got an hour until my adventures begin.

I paid the debt yesterday in and out.

It’s been even worse with the crossover whatever.

Athenspets Athens Clarke-County Animal Control We need temporary fosters ASAP! Sadly, we do not have boarding available for our spring break dogs! We need dogs in foster ASAP until 3/15 or 3/17. We're sorry we can't see cute photos and bios, things are a little overwhelming at the shelter and we would love any help from fosters and volunteers.

If you know someone in Athens / the northwest Georgia area who can help out by taking in a dog or two for a bit, please share this post with them!

I coached a future Oscar winner in youth basketball.

The Dad Rock That Made Me A Woman, Niko Stratis

the debut book of @nikostratis.com did what no other has done and made me cry one chapter in. it made me feel enraged, nostalgic, seen, and most of all it made me cherish life a little more.

this book is a lot of things but "millenial tgirl answer to stone butch blues" would be my elevator pitch.

Any #parent of young kids who is in favor of #ageverification laws: we are not your children's babysitter and I request payment for being forced into this enshitification specifically from you. #fuckyou

Dry heat

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

New addition to the bookshelf (hi randy)

They should just merge with the marlins.

I didn’t see the post date. Just seems like something that would be said an hour ago or 4 years ago.

Calling AI "slop" has been one of the most effective instances of the public rebranding a product and it pisses them off.

I don’t understand what his point is.

Jets going to Ricky Williams their draft for him.

Good luck!

Not enough

I didn’t mean locker rooms. I meant meeting rooms.

ESPN props him up too. They always show him visiting locker rooms.

First time I heard of this guy was on Hard Knocks with the Jets. He predicted they’d win the Super Bowl but I guess he failed to see Rodgers blowing out his knee 10 seconds into the season.

Just watched this last night for the thousandth time.

Apocalypse Now