I wish I could go back to dreaming about guillotines, but I'm starting to have Ideas about how to make Examples.
06.03.2026 21:00
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I wish I could go back to dreaming about guillotines, but I'm starting to have Ideas about how to make Examples.
Putting on my French chef hat to drop an egg into my hot ketchup soup.
Everyone was freaking out because they had to add another digit to the prices when they -tripled-. People just taped big 1s to the gas pump ahead of the price. Previously, I could buy most of a gallon of gas for my motorcycle for a quarter. Lines around the block.
Blast from the past.
Yes, this is also my origin story.
Anywhere a Trump structure existed should be razed, the ground should be melted into radioactive glass, and it should be surrounded with cautionary signs and explanatory plaques.
This ground lies fallow and poisoned for at least 300,000 years to represent the failure and evil of one orange man.
Looking forward to paying for Texas oil producers' gigayachts at the pump, because that's who benefits from this.
Transporting the cabinet and the President to the Hague would be a good use for the fuckjet, which we could rename as the Now You Are Fucked jet.
The competition for stupidest US senator is very tough, but with the departure of Markwayne, everyone moves up a notch.
Could you show us the black or brown people who were oppressed in the Falklands?
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No, those are penguins.
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And, with everyone else, which involved government was actually fascist at the time?
United States is emerging as a world leader in schadenfreude production after the firing of Cruella DeNoem. This is tempered only by her replacement by an equivalent POS.
Imagine being fired before you got to ride in your new personal jet shag-mobile with a bar and two bidets.
I would probably try to figure out what I was supposed to be listening to. Perhaps an unusual bird. Or an air raid siren.
I have never ever heard those two words in sequence.
Oops, I just said the same thing. :-(
Unfortunate that we have to choose between homicide doors and suicide doors. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide...
I feel better knowing that if a foreign country kills 9 US citizens for political reasons, a minority group in the US legislature will issue a strongly worded letter.
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
I thought the fighters acted like WW2 airplanes, but the big ships were acting more like battleships or aircraft carriers. Not so?
If someone threatens you for 47 years, but hasn't really done anything for 47 years, they arent very threatening.
The pronunciation I am imagining is wholly appropriate for a missile.
Mom's dad was an El Salvadoran representative to the United Nations, and a dentist. Mom's mom was a mom.
Pop's dad was a civil engineer. He had memorized the log tables, so he didn't need a slide rule. He helped build the Pan American highway. He engineered in WW1. Pop's mom was a nurse and a mom.
You need to wear a raincoat.
This looks like a subatomic sized particle of sanity to me. Polymarket was probably a little surprised by the insider trading on military attacks, and then they actually thought about whether they wanted to be part of Armageddon.
Def buying that issue for the articles.
A more apt analogy for the taxation of America’s rich would be “the aristocracy of pre-revolutionary France, who were exempt from paying almost all taxes”, argues the professor in a guest essay econ.st/4b1GaOn
Illustration: Dan Williams
Allies' megadeath isn't something Trump would remotely care about.
He's probably not pissed off at all.
That's FIFA Peace Baby!
I hate to be that guy, but I feel like things would be better if certain kinds of neuro-divergent people weren't President of the United States. Is "evil beyond human comprehension" in the DSM? That's the one I'm thinking of.
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Yinz!
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How would an artsy indie game developer know what a biome set outside the pnw looks like? National Geographic Youtubes?