I Should Build the Man a Sophie

Victor Goat looking at a phone and getting a shine from Shoeshine Boy, who's on a break from Underdogging.

Pic for @victorgoat.cool. Hoofshines are the best!

well Im tired good warm up

The Castle Also Changes Size When You Do Stuff in Tiny-Huge Island and it Scares the Shit Out of the Toads

isn’t it amazing that stuff like pickle rick, among us, and COVID-19 happened all within our lifetimes? Livin’ through history.

"Tails Doll" Panel 1 - A human is sitting on their bed. Visibly irritated, the sight of a doll of Tails from Sonic the Hedgehog poking out from the underside of the bed catches their eye. Panel 2 - A first person view of the human holding the doll in their arms. Tails speaks. Though his smile as bright as it always was, his aged voice box produces a garbled effect, saying "EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY" Panel 3 - Whether it was the site of this old plush doll, his charming smile, what he said, how he said it, or some combination of it all, the human has a sad look on their face after picking up the doll. Panel 4 - The bedroom is now dark and the human is in bed with the Tails doll tucked in next to them. They are expressionless but seem at peace. Tails is smiling as he always does. There appears to be a small source of light shining into the room and onto the human and their doll.

the city had a .boaner

Remember your filetypes:

mp4 - Movie Play 4

mkv - My Kool Video

wmv - Watch More Videos

avi - A Video, Interesting!

mov - Mom's Old Video

webm - We Blasting Movie

flv - For the Love of Videos

3gp - 3 Great Pixels

sometimes twitter brings the heat...

finally a femininity we can all get behind

A comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual arts

A comic of an anthropomorphic lion talking about visual art

Oscar's interview 🎙️🖼️

Where's your fucking rage? Where's your anger? RISE RISE RISE

haunch

✨UNMARKETABLE!✨
#furryart #wip

can't be emphasised enough that no matter how empty Valve's defense of lootboxes sounds, the lawsuit is also a trojan horse to censor violence in games so it's not a good idea to side with it lol

the original reddit post from r/thomastheplankengine from user 0tt0_0fficial, with the title "dreamt last night that twitter added a new feature where the percentages of users' milk was always displayed." an image below is an example of said dream: matpat (with the skim milk label) tweets "i don't get it? what's the point of this new update?" the tweet is followed a reply chain of people reposting a meme of lord farquaad pointing and saying "skim" until it scrolls off the image.

oh hell yes @milk-labeler.at.gayfamicom.lol

Please use every We The People cell in your body for this

part of woke 2's agenda is "occasionally questioning your gender even if the answer turns out to be 'yup, still cis' every time"

unrelated damn these things are fat as fuck i could get some awesome paw art

one of my sona's legs. (the back left one, to be precise.) joke explanation: being a taur and having digitigrade legs, they lack "human-like knee orientation" and "an upright body posture" and are thus banned from subscribestar under its new absurd restrictions on adult content

uh oh lads

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

this dude is so dumb like bro pull your shirt down

Killer comm by friggen @ozzyishere3.bsky.social !!! ✨

please consider supporting goop, they have basically been in crisis mode nonstop for months. they're a disabled enby who has been made to be a homemaker because they're the only one willing to clean in a house with five other people. these people have been taking resources from them since day one