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For sale: one fuckplane, heavily soiled

[Exit Murderer.]

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

No, now he becomes MarkWaynes’s lover

they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs

Wall to wall bangers to be sad to

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You know they might not be bad, they were the best we ever had

I think he listened to the the 2Pac version and heard the line “it’s war on the streets and the war in the Middle East” and thought, “perfect”

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it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

Since he doesn’t drink we can replace “bar” with “teenage girls’ dressing room”

He heard there are some absolutely amazing roadkill specimens down there to party with

As long as you are wearing your jeans a sewage cold plunge is safe and delicious.

My man looks like a Star Wars alien named Sadz Snufflin

Costco pizzas are the ultimate “getting pizza for your workplace just because you can, not because you think it is a morale booster” pizza. Like, I am not going to make my employees work overtime by buying Costco pizza, but having it around sometimes gives the impression I like my coworkers.

Would anybody like to read one of my long threads about a 2.5bn year old rock, bacteria that could produce oxygen but not consume it, and tank production in wwii

Medlar are a cat’s anus posing as a fruit

so it was written. so it will be

Fire up the grill

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7/9 - Soda Bar – San Diego, CA
7/10 - The Peppermint Club - LA, CA
7/11 - Cornerstone – Berkeley, CA
7/12 - Felton Music Hall – Felton, CA
7/17 - Tractor Tavern – Seattle, WA
7/18 - Dante’s – Portland, OR

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Well, “post-Stalinist, fourth percentile, housing third, schizo post agrarian seventh day Adventist” does infer a certain level of Psychosis I guess. I will rewrite.

One time my wife and I stayed at a B&B in Astoria, and a swarm of like 50 Sea lions hauled themselves up on a dock about a quarter mile away and began to vigorously honk at each other from 1am to 8 while fighting or copulating. That night I vowed to hunt them all to the ends of the earth.

I am just picturing an all orca version of “Munich”, but it ending with the main Orca gently placing a Salmon on the head of another Orca like a Kippah, then sadly swimming out to sea.

I feel like anyone who has shown up on video with one of those tiny microphones should be placed in some sort of island thunderdome until only one blood-soaked victor remains.

So sad, it’s always the ones you most expect

Every other adult male in the Western world has been cooking his soul in a stew of incel streamer brainrot.

My clinic provides gender affirming care services. I have applied, and been awarded grants, to improve gender affirming care. I talk with transgender clients about their care daily. AND YET: I do not talk about trans issues as much as a NYT writer who probably can’t name a single trans acquaintance

Skaven will absolutely exist under socialism because tunnels

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