seeing news about a "memory shortage." it's not a shortage. billionaires who hate you hoarded it all so they could make everything worse and stupider and more expensive, just like with most shortages
New turntable with Sleep's Dopesmoker on vinyl.
Got the new turntable hooked up, so its time to listen to the stoner caravan out on the horizon.
If you live in the Mountain West, you know there are only two groups of people: Mormons, and people who hate BYU.
WTF... a club owned by the same family as Arsenal is hiring a Tottenham coach. This won't end well.
The lead singer of Wet Leg could probably kick my ass. I’d probably enjoy it too.
Cute small black dog wearing a grey hoodie.
Sofia, once again being cute as hell.
I'm not saying the we are headed for a second great depression but I am getting way too many invites to Great Gastby/Prohibition themed Christmas parties for it to be a coincidence.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Nine Inch Nails
Wilco
Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bob Childers
The Flaming Lips
This. Bought a side of beef from a rancher friend from high school and the meat is amazing. Bonus, the rancher isn’t using the money to try and kill us.
From now on I will just refer to him as the Mango Lemon Party.
A tweet from Zohran Kwame Mamdani: v excited to show up to Albany in seattle sounders jerseys
I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
Mid 40's hetero married couple looking, male is Caucasian, female is east Asian.
Me and the wife got a nice photo of us out for coffee yesterday. I married well.
Middle aged man in a dark grey suit with a maroon tie.
Ok, bragging time. I've lost 50 lbs since January, and can fit into the suit I had custom made on my first trip to Singapore 20+ years ago.
Headed to a Halloween party this weekend. Current plan is for the wife and I to go as Bobby and Connie from King of the Hill, but neither of us can remember what costumes we have in storage from years past. We are pulling the boxes out tonight, so who knows what we will end up with.
The Run TMC Warriors. Such a fun team to watch.
Any Mariners fan who has been to T-Mobile Park when the Blue Jays are in town found last night's silent Skydome absolutely delicious. Blue Jay fans online have been really nice, but sweet jesus, at the ballpark they out douched both Yankee and Red Sox fans.
Suns in 4 guy
This guy put a hex on every basketball team in his city
We have a friend in the local Chelsea group who is a Rockies season tickets holder. Every year he takes a group of Chelsea supporters to the game, and we sing songs like we are at the pub. It ended with 2 of our guys getting 86'ed after we sang "WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY" when Ohtani was at bat.
Blue tshirt with Kenny Powers from “Eastbound and Down” wearing a Seattle baseball jersey while displaying two middle fingers.
I was half way out the door to pick up my daughter from school when I remembered that I’m taking her to meet a college recruiter afterwards and that this tshirt might not be appropriate to wear. Go Mariners!
Go Sounders!
It’s good to be blue.
A flashlight with a penis shaped shadow
“Commissioner Gordon, Gotham City is being overrun with hot milfs and slutty twinks in short shorts!”
“Light the Dick Signal!”
I have no empathy for Charlie Kirk at all. He's a big reason why we haven't done shit to change this in FORTY FUCKING YEARS!
While Charlie Kirk was busy bleeding out, 2 kids were shot at Evergreen High School today, which is right down the road from my daughter's high school. It gave me flash backs to this incident at Lewistown High School almost 40 years ago. I was 2 blocks away. www.latimes.com/archives/la-...
12 years ago today, my wife was sworn in as a US citizen. Today, we’d be scared that the ceremony was a trap to deport her.
0.5 GAMES BACK BABY
🌱👀🌱
Shouldn’t it be smearing Cruz Azul across the cement?
Make that 4 goals
I’m on a fancy bus between Singapore and Malacca scaring the other passengers because the Mariners went on a run followed by 3 quick Sounders goals.
