Samuel Colt ▶️ SmokeOut 2026

All for the love of pecs!

Those are the best kind

Woof

A 50:50 mix of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Life cereal.

Welcome to

YEAR
OF THE
WHORES!!

#lunarnewyear

I have a driver license, although its half melted from being too close to the forge while blacksmithing. I theoretically can top, there is plenty of video to prove it, it’s just not what I’m into right now?

DILF of the day.

Those nips make my mouth water

I honestly hate how much I’m tire ed in by some of this AI porn. All of it is so robotic and disconnected, but some of it portrays muscle growth that so fucking hot to me, but also physically impossible, which is why it works for AI and not reality. I hate saying that.

Jesus fucking Christ. You need to STOP with the hotness, because you are causing me to seriously meltdown. #bluescreenofdeath #ded #fuckme #melting #looksmaxxing

TOMORROW!! Come out Portland!!

Eye Pokers

Veiny Jugs

Jerky is a pretty good way to get some extra protein

Happiness is….

Good grief 🥵

Woof, that was nice!

That’s just hot. Wait, is there a difference?

Omg I love this

Is he hot or just paying attention to me?

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Love this goon scene. Also, I think that center pic (with the bunny) is me?

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I use Strong. It’s meh, but I have hundreds of workouts stored there so I feel sort of locked in.

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LOL obviously, but one icon is like 16x16 at 8-bit and the other icon is 192x192 high res with an alpha layer.

You look like you smell good

Popped up in my Photo Memories. Totally don’t remember this night at WestGay in NYC. Hiiiiiiiiiiii

Why do you do this to me?!?

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